Hello Smiling Friends Community

theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

I was planning on posting something else before this, but it's taking too long so... *throws this into the void*.

I think William Afton is one of the most fundamentally funny charachters in gaming for many reasons but one is like, this bitch never thought to do like, anything else

One day, he had the plan of building a Pizza company and using it as a front to kill Children.

And like, through the years, he developed truly profound, centuries ahead machinery and AI, this guy discovered the secret to immortality, this fucking guy could create machines that could Defy gravity(From what I've heard of the new game)

And not fucking once

Did he ever think of doing literally anything else

He just used it for his original plan! He could become one of the big defining scientists of the world! And he just, dosen't! He uses all that for Animatronics!

If he were to find the power of God he would use it to help his goddamned pizza company, and his goddamned 'Use it to kill kids' Plan, because somehow one of the most brilliant minds of the century floated into the brain of the most uncreative Dumbass ever.

He always comes back. The best part is that there are more of him than this.

people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day

Happy birthday, John and Jane!

Little fish eats his foods 

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people in the notes of that porn addiction post like "i've had men jerk off to porn when i was right here being sexually available" and beyond the idea that not wanting to have sex is some sort of pathology (bad), like... do you really not understand the difference between sex and masturbation?

sex is a social action, doing it means you are taking the needs, desires, and wellbeing of the person you're fucking into account. it takes a certain amount of mental energy and a certain mood to do that? pulling up xhamster and cranking it is like, using similar body parts, but its a completely different task.

if you're with a guy and you're expecting sex with him to be basically him masturbating with your body, well... that's something that needs to be specified and negotiated ahead of time, not the default assumption for sex.

Some old Smiling friends fanart, in honor of the new season❤️❤️

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