I Think William Afton Is One Of The Most Fundamentally Funny Charachters In Gaming For Many Reasons But

I think William Afton is one of the most fundamentally funny charachters in gaming for many reasons but one is like, this bitch never thought to do like, anything else

One day, he had the plan of building a Pizza company and using it as a front to kill Children.

And like, through the years, he developed truly profound, centuries ahead machinery and AI, this guy discovered the secret to immortality, this fucking guy could create machines that could Defy gravity(From what I've heard of the new game)

And not fucking once

Did he ever think of doing literally anything else

He just used it for his original plan! He could become one of the big defining scientists of the world! And he just, dosen't! He uses all that for Animatronics!

If he were to find the power of God he would use it to help his goddamned pizza company, and his goddamned 'Use it to kill kids' Plan, because somehow one of the most brilliant minds of the century floated into the brain of the most uncreative Dumbass ever.