Wip I Won’t Finish

Afton family album

uuuuuuuuugh

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

I think William Afton is one of the most fundamentally funny charachters in gaming for many reasons but one is like, this bitch never thought to do like, anything else

One day, he had the plan of building a Pizza company and using it as a front to kill Children.

And like, through the years, he developed truly profound, centuries ahead machinery and AI, this guy discovered the secret to immortality, this fucking guy could create machines that could Defy gravity(From what I've heard of the new game)

And not fucking once

Did he ever think of doing literally anything else

He just used it for his original plan! He could become one of the big defining scientists of the world! And he just, dosen't! He uses all that for Animatronics!

If he were to find the power of God he would use it to help his goddamned pizza company, and his goddamned 'Use it to kill kids' Plan, because somehow one of the most brilliant minds of the century floated into the brain of the most uncreative Dumbass ever.

nunya

tumblr user making jokes: wow…. i a,m just a feral creachure… i will now decompose in the dirt… worms and rats are my best friends

same tumblr user 2 days later because jokes were too boring for them: lmao all these “feral dirtcore” tumblr kids…. you’re all so annoying lol grow up.

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

cuddling

Oh no.

Usually when I come up with a general idea, I just start aimlessly doodling around on a blank canvas, and ideas start snowballing and getting refined later.

These are my first few Digital Circus doodleboards.