Love The Idea That Thranduil Is Still Not Thrilled About His Son Marrying A Dwarf (old Prejudices Die

Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 35 (feat Aphrodite)

Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?

Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.

Aphrodite: Eros?

Bianca: Cupid.

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Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?

Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.

Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.

Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.

Eros: Yes, I did.

Aphrodite:

Eros:

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Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!

Nico: Oh, from who?

Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite

Everyone:

Piper: Why would my mom send you something?

Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*

Hazel: What is it?

Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*

Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.

Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?

Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.

Percy: There's a note

Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.

Everyone:

Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.

Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.

Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.

Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*

Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.

i need to go into the fucckingg woooods i need to go into the woods. into the woods get me in there. i just need to go into the woods. i need to go into the fucking woods. can i go into the woods i need to go into the fucking woods

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 30 (feat Apollo)

Bianca: Where are we going?

Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo

Nico: The sun god?! :D

Persephone: Yeah.

Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?

Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.

Arrival:

Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.

Hades: We decided to be early.

Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.

Entering:

Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*

Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*

Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*

Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*

Apollo:

Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?

Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?

Apollo: Only a little bit.

Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!

Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF

Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo

Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*

Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!

Bianca:

Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*

Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*

Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!

Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.

Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this

Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?

Hades:

Persephone:

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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you

Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!

Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!

Me: I don’t have any obsessions

Also me:

This is basically what happened in the update right?

Hope you get a kick outta this @kyri45

[NOT a ship post. kay is edgeworth's weirdgirl sidekick friend]

this definitely happened off camera in the aai duology trust me guys i was there

(brooklyn 99 mention also)

Countdown to the Ithaca Saga: 4 Days!!!

The name Telemachus means “fighting from afar”!

Overprotective Wukong and a Concerned Macaque is literally everything to me. They bitty-

I bring back Bitty Wukong and Macaque for the hell of it also 6 ears alternative for funsies

who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

I need the Florence Welch Gatsby cast recording yesterday. I think it would fix all the problems in my life right now.