Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.
Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?
Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.
Aphrodite: Eros?
Bianca: Cupid.
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Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?
Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.
Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.
Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.
Eros: Yes, I did.
Aphrodite:
Eros:
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Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!
Nico: Oh, from who?
Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite
Everyone:
Piper: Why would my mom send you something?
Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*
Hazel: What is it?
Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*
Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.
Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?
Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.
Percy: There's a note
Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.
Everyone:
Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.
Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.
Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.
Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*
Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.
Oh my god the notes……. I’m in fear. 6.5 million people…… Jeez.
it’s the way that aragorn introduced his lifelong friend to a mutual and ended up becoming a third wheel on his own quest to save middle earth. like bro was covered in dirt trying to sleep for an hour while the dwarf n elf were giggling n flirting on their bedrolls forced to witness an enemies to friends to lovers fic in real time
Achilles writing the codex:
“sam and frodo aren’t gay you just don’t know how friendships work” no, YOU don’t know how queer interpretations of fiction work. i can think they’re friends and still think they’re gay for each other. the whole idea that a relationship is *either* romantic or platonic and not allowed to be both is a heteronormative concept anyway. part of being queer is breaking down easily demarcated boxes assigned to attraction and intimacy. if you refuse to see queer romance because “theyre just friends” youre a loser. also those hobbits are fucking
Happy Birthday Jorge Rivera-Herrans!!!!
i need to go into the fucckingg woooods i need to go into the woods. into the woods get me in there. i just need to go into the woods. i need to go into the fucking woods. can i go into the woods i need to go into the fucking woods
Incorrect quote memes are ten times more funny when you realize that 99% of them are from Brooklyn 99
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since i’ve got a few asks about renny, here’s him now lol! he’s almost six months!!
From Talya’s Insta :3