Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
will i ever watch/read that? no, probably not.
but do i still go on ao3 to search up its most popular homoerotic ship and get infodumped all the necessary lore in order to enjoy the fics? yes, give me 14 more of that.
Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?
Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?
Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?
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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?
Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.
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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?
Duke Thomas: Am I what?
Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?
Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.
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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?
Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.
i’ve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the other’s traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (that’s aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).
so alas, girlfailure “shit tier ass elf” legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days sam’s had enough he’s like “dude your vibes are upsetting the plants.” and legolas is like “my bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably should’ve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.” and sam is like “oh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!” and legolas is like “what the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?” and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, “well you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, there’s always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodo’s uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.” and legolas, who was THERE, is like
Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information
Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.
Oh my god I feel robbed.
Losing my mind over the artwork in the leaked DWD pitch
Guys, it has been a wild ride, but, alas, I'm here to bring you some mixed news.
Unfortunately, we are reaching the end of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU. Part 8 is almost done and Part 9 will be anywhere between 11 and 15 chapters posted every other day.
Do not despair! I haven't lost motivation or anything. This ending was planned since the beginning (July 2024)
But! Let's not make this a sad event! Instead, I'm planning a pletora of activities that'll keep you busy while our story reach its end.
That's right! We are back baby! It's still too early to give you a specific date, but you can expect the next takeover to be anywhere between March 6th to March 15th. So you have one full month to prepare any kind of post! Remember, ANY kind of post (even just a text post with the tag)
This time the stakes are not so high, we only aim to bring the #Lego Monkie Kid tag at n°1 place on the trending page!
The reward? Just the same, 2 updates on the same day!
The AU is now counting at more than 1260 panels! But some scenes stayed with us more than others. In occasion of the ending, I'm running an art contest! Re-draw your favourite panel from the story! (can be done in any medium!) and tag it with the #Road To Parenthood tag to partecipate!
You have time until March 8th to upload your piece! The winner will be selected from a random selection from the top 10 fanarts!
You CAN REBLOG/REPOST one of your OLD fanarts of the AU for the contest! You can also use the same piece for the takeover as a submission! Just be sure to use the right tag!
Finally! The very last chapter WONT be a series of images, but only a video. a VERY special video! Expect to have another premiere on my YT+ having the video posted here on Tumblr as well!
On the day of the finale (which will be on a saturday, dw), I'll be hosting a 3 hours Livestream on my TWITCH PAGE BEFORE the video comes out, in which we will go through the ENTIRE STORY together, as I give my commentary to every chapter!
Again, thank you for all the support until now, I hope you will all enjoy what's coming next as much as I envisioned in all these months!
whats this specific type of pairing called and where can i find more of it immediately
Epic boys (2/3 )✨️
Here is the second part of these drawings, I hope you like it!
(The original post is from @theearlegreshamjr ✨️)