Took Me A Minute To Process What Was Happening-

hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

Zues don’t you dare harm my girl. I would threaten to kill you but I know full well she would do a better job of doing that than I ever would.

Found this on Jay's second account from back in 2021. Thought I'd just leave it here.

Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.

i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota

bruce wayne is the first person to pass down their genetic predisposition to anxiety disorders to their adopted children

╰⁠(⁠*⁠´⁠︶⁠`⁠*⁠)⁠╯ wake up!

oop more thumbnails from my playthrough

Happy Birthday Jorge Rivera-Herrans!!!!

will i ever watch/read that? no, probably not.

but do i still go on ao3 to search up its most popular homoerotic ship and get infodumped all the necessary lore in order to enjoy the fics? yes, give me 14 more of that.