“I’m Converting To Women.”

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

“The nails yearns for the vodka,” — in response to ‘nail Polish.”

*eight minute mumbling about thighs.* — someone in my sketching class.

Happy 3rst, yall 💅

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

“Get your teeth shaded, boy.”

“Wow, they’re like inverted termites,” — Me, after watching an anthill casting video and finding out how far down the nests go.

I think it would be useful if backpacks had directionals.

“Let me tell you, being a machine with no limbs is a fascinating experience.”

So tired I thought this was about Jake Sully 😂

It is December so lets get festive

“I hate the tendons under my knees, every time I poke them I get an existential crisis.”