Cocoa Puffs And Their Dads ❤️ Solango's Children.

Louder, for the people in the back!

I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

They break our hearts every 5 minutes! If not with them breaking up, it's someone dying (or pretending to die)!!! 😭😭😭

Good morning 🌞, love you all (except terfs and homophobes)

Good morning faggots, dykes, and transsexuals

That's the whole reason that so many people, specifically teens, connect with these books. Older people who read them see their teenage self and realize that their teenage years were just as valid as people who partied. And for teens, they can see that not being the stereotypical partying teen is okay, because your life is just as fun and full of meaning. Because some people realize the secrets of life in a crowded room with their friends around them and others find them at 3 am in their room as they listen to music and read. Every life experience is valid. Everyone has their own journey.

“Heartstopper is too puritanical, real teens don’t act like that, they party, drink, have sex and are wild”

Proceeds to ignore introverted teens.

Proceeds to ignore asexual teens.

Proceeds to ignore alosexual teens who aren’t that interested on sex.

Proceeds to ignore teens who have trauma involving intimacy or substance abuse.

Proceeds to ignore the neurodivergent teens that aren’t comfortable at parties.

Proceeds to ignore the neurotypical teens who also aren’t comfortable at parties.

Proceeds to ignore teens who don’t engage in these activities due to religious reasons.

Proceeds to ignore teens who don’t engage in these activities simply because they don’t want to.

Proceeds to ignore every experience that isn’t yours.

PREACH!! I'm disappointed that John didn't get Abbey to see that she deserved better!! I mean, her and Harper were cute but Harper basically pushed Abbey back into the closet and then hung out with her ex!! It should have been Abbey and Rile, out and proud together 🥲

AUBREY PLAZA and KRISTEN STEWART HAPPIEST SEASON (2020) dir. Clea DuVall

Annabeth: Is this about his crush on Luke, I thought everyone knew about that?

Thalia: Seems like everyone but kelp face over here *points at Percy, who is silently contemplating his sexual awakening*

Nico: Yeah, he thought his Bi Awakening was Jason *looking at Mythomagic card with a bored look*

*Will walks in and spots Percy before hugging Nico from behind*

Will: What's wrong with Percy?

Nico: He's realizing he had a crush on Luke.

Will: *looks at Nico in confusion*He didn't know? How did he not notice that the camp was making bets on if he would end up with Annabeth or Luke?

*Percy's head snaps up*

Percy: *In a high pitched confused tone* What?!

Nico: You were busy with the whole 'dying before your sixteenth birthday thing'.

Leo: Wow, little Percy sounds really funny.

*Thalia,Nico, and Will smirk*: Oh, if only you knew

*Annabeth shaking her head with a smile*

*Percy walking away with a bewildered look on his face*

*Piper walks in*

Piper: Okay, who broke Percy?

(Sorry to have made this really long )

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

I'm gonna say a few things:

1. Percy having a surfer dude aesthetic fits his character more and y'all only hate it because of the weird obsession you guys have with book boyfriends minus Aaron Warner and Peeta Mellark (my husband) being brunette.

2. We all love Logan Lerman. He was not the best Percy. He was fist fighting the air for last place

3. In the realm of adaptations the movies don't deserve to breathe the same air as the show

4. Leah is possessed by the spirit of Annabeth Chase

5. The show is out doing the book when it comes to the percabeth slow burn. These new scenes add so much to their already perfect relationship. Rick did his big one with this script

6. Stop spoiling the show for new fans and being those annoying fans that are like "well the source material-" no one cares we've all been newbies in a franchise so we can all agree that those fans are annoying as shit. They don't know what they don't know let them have this

7. After this new episode I am officially an Athena hater

Season 1 Trivia | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS