I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.
New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.
New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.
New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.
The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.
And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.
Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.
Jason: lol
Jason: give me, like, an hour–
Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?
Jason: i might have an idea, yeah
Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.
Jason: sec
(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)
Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.
Jason: LOL
Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped
Tim: YAY
Annabeth: Is this about his crush on Luke, I thought everyone knew about that?
Thalia: Seems like everyone but kelp face over here *points at Percy, who is silently contemplating his sexual awakening*
Nico: Yeah, he thought his Bi Awakening was Jason *looking at Mythomagic card with a bored look*
*Will walks in and spots Percy before hugging Nico from behind*
Will: What's wrong with Percy?
Nico: He's realizing he had a crush on Luke.
Will: *looks at Nico in confusion*He didn't know? How did he not notice that the camp was making bets on if he would end up with Annabeth or Luke?
*Percy's head snaps up*
Percy: *In a high pitched confused tone* What?!
Nico: You were busy with the whole 'dying before your sixteenth birthday thing'.
Leo: Wow, little Percy sounds really funny.
*Thalia,Nico, and Will smirk*: Oh, if only you knew
*Annabeth shaking her head with a smile*
*Percy walking away with a bewildered look on his face*
*Piper walks in*
Piper: Okay, who broke Percy?
(Sorry to have made this really long )
Piper: Percy, what's your type?
Percy: Annabeth
Piper: That's sweet.
Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds
Percy: That's not true!
Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.
Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.
Leo: *spews water* Jason???
Thalia: I was talking about Luke.
Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!
Thalia: That's bullshit.
Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.
Percy: No it's not!
Connor: It most definitely is.
Percy: What?
Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.
Percy: I- I did not!
Clarisse: Yeah you did.
Percy: No....?
Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.
Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???
Percy: Did I????
Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?
Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*
Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.
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Credit to Viktoria Ridzel :)
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A/N: Okay, so I feel like the Athena cabin doesn't get as much love as the others, it's rarely mentioned in the books. So I decided I wanted to make some fun headcanons for it! As always requests are open! (The main two fandoms I write for is Bnha, and Percy Jackson) If you would like to request any other cabins lemme know! I do minor gods as well :) Alright enjoy!
Two Words. Game. Nights.
Alright, so just like how the Apollo cabin has karaoke every Friday, I’m thinking the Athena cabin has GAME NIGHTS.
And ooh geez. It’s competitive.
Some campers have nicknamed it “War night” because whenever they play, you can hear them arguing all over camp
Like full on “NO ANNABETH. YOU HAVE TO PAY UP. I OWN THAT SQUARE”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNO, I SAW YOU DROP THOSE CARDS ON THE FLOOR”
It’s almost scary how competitive they can get.
They’ll have this huge scoreboard for every camper, that’s really complex, and a whole system to decide who plays who, and which game.
And gods forbid you interrupt them.
You will face the wrath of the entire Athena cabin.
not fun.
Additionally, I think they would also have study nights, where they bring all sorts of snacks and blankets
Just a bunch of Athena campers in a cozy little blanket fort- all studying XD
They would also definitely help each other with homework assignments and other stuff like that.
In the winter, since some campers stay full time, they probably don’t really have a school to go to-
So I think in the summer, the Athena campers would have a program to teach other demi-gods school subjects, and the core curriculum so that they could catch up
(Because there were definitely some campers who did not know what algebra was.)
On top of that, I feel like there are two types of Athena campers
The chaotic neat
Or the Neat Chaotic.
The Chaotic neat, will literally go around, and pick up ALL THE TRASH.
They are the most organized campers you will ever meet
Every item has a specific place and reason why it’s in that place
Also- they will full on Lecture and Scold whoever gets in their way
The neat Chaotic, has projects everywhere- ish
It’s borderline messy, but I refuse to believe that an Athena camper can actually be full on messy.
They’re the type to constantly lose their pencils, where Chaotic neat Athena campers are the type to always have a pencil tucked into their hair.
I have a feeling the Athena campers are very diverse- looks wise
But they all have gray eyes. ALL OF THEM
Sometimes it can be scary
If they’re all together, for games of like capture the flag- when they stand together gray eyes just staring
It’s So. Intimidating.
I think the cabin would request have laptops available
Like at any time-
Because Athena campers need to write down their ideas!
And it’s just so much quicker when typing.
They would full on go up to Chiron, with a petition to get demi-god safe laptops solely for that purpose.
(Yeah Annabeth has her Daedalus Laptop- but her siblings would get jealous duh.)
+Random fun idea
Since Athena is god of crafts
I think some Athena campers would be extremely good at DIY stuff, and like crafting
So some of them would have like mini crochet + knitting clubs that they’d organize
Maybe sell some stuffed animals to the younger campers
Omg it’d be so cute.
I totally believe that Jason is someone that not only supports, but protects the LGBTQIA+ people's, specifically kids, of Gotham, especially crime alley. Here are some ideas I would like to add on to it:
- He reads every piece of literature he can find on anything to do with the LGBTQIA+ community, specifically parenting a child who is part of the community.
- When he's on patrol, he specially watches out for any acts of homophobia, even if it's kids saying something; if it's a kid, he'll give them a long lecture and make sure they understand why that was wrong but if it's an adult, expect there to be a body in the river tomorrow.
- He goes to both schools and community centers, throughout the whole year but specifically Pride month, and talks about LGBTQIA+ history/rights/etc.
- Donates a large portion of his trust fund to local bookstores that feature LGBTQIA+ literature and to different organizations that help LGBTQIA+ people and kids.
- Has a number that kids in Gotham can call and gives it to every kid in Crime alley. He will drop everything to go to a kid in need. A lot of the calls come from LGBTQIA+ that are in a bad situation because of their parents or other kids.
- To add to the community center and school thing, that after he gets into a healthy mental state, he helps/ runs a group for the kids in Crime Alley that are LGBTQIA+. He may not have these problems, but, damn it, if he won't be there for these kids and help them through it as he tries to be the best alley he can.
- Once he's in a better mental state and finds time, he will for sure help out at group homes/orphanages that are for LGBTQIA+ kids
- Help organize drag shows and Pride events. Maybe even help/make a float for the Gotham City Pride parade.
- He will for sure always try and be a safe space for kids, LGBTQIA+ or not, once he's in a good head space. His memory for peoples pronouns is amazing.
- Will for sure call out Bruce/Dick/any of the justice league if they say anything that could even be approaching homophobic. Stops by the manor just to have talks with Tim, Steph, Cass, Duke, and Damian, both to get advice on how to be a better ally and to make sure they all know that if they ever hear anyone say anything or if they say anything themselves, that they can count on a little visit from the Red Hood.
There are about a thousand more bouncing around in my head but I will leave it at that. Bi (I couldn't resist 😉)
could you do asexual reader x Jason Todd headcanons?
I know this hdc won’t resonate for most in the ace community, cuz it’s a spectrum, but I hopes it at least resonates with some, even if it’s one person. That’s more enough for me. (Also sorry for the shit writing as usual)
Jason doesn’t mind that you’re asexual. You were still you at the end of the day, so he doesn’t understand why some people tend to make a big deal out of it.
It’s not like you being asexual was hurting anyone but he guessed that some people just harbour vast amounts of hate for things they don’t/refuse to understand bc they’ve been conditioned into thinking that it’s a bad thing.
Others are just cunts that Jason gladly beats the piss out of in your honour. (Acephobes plz die disrespectfully thanks)
He will not tolerate any sort of disrespect towards you and needless to say having a six foot something man who’s built like an absolute tank is enough to silence those types of people rather quickly.
He’s more then willing to do this for anyone that you knew who was ace, aro, or was in the LGBTQIA community in general, that he becomes a someone that a lot of them could come to when in need of help, or was just in need of a safe space.
He’s unbothered by it because as long as he’s helping someone in need, he’s more than willing to offer his shoulder for them to cry on.
(I just like the idea of Jason being a protector of LGBTQIA youths.)
After all he once took joy in beating the absolute piss out of a biphobe for Tim. Sure he may not have a great relationship with his siblings, but he’s not one to ignore when they’re being treated like shit for being who they were.
He respects your boundaries and will always ask whether or not it was okay for him to kiss you, to which you’d always have to tell him that it was more then okay for him to kiss you.
He understands that asexuality was a spectrum and would ask which part of the spectrum you were apart of, and acts in accordance to make sure that you’re more than comfortable in your relationship.
He’s always finding ways to constantly learn about asexuality and more. He’s even got a whole bookshelf dedicated to LGBTQIA history because he wants to better himself and do right by you and other people who look up to him to protect them. He takes that shit seriously.
He just loves you very much and wants you to feel as though you could tell him anything that’s bothering you and he’ll gladly bring you its head if you’d like just to prove it.
If you are okay with kisses and the like, be prepared to be swarmed by it at every possible opportunity with this teddy bear, for he will smother your face in kisses as he holds you against him, smiling upon hearing you laugh and poor attempts in pushing him away. It’s a highlight of his day because when you’re happy, he’s happy.
You don’t like sex? That’s okay! He’ll make you have Junk food dates with him where you stuff your faces either pizza with stuffed crust (you can eat it in reverse) and garlic bread and watch shitty movies as you cuddle on the couch.
You: you don’t think I’m broken?
Jason; no. Why, who’s told you that you were broken because it’s a bunch of bullshit. You’re the most important person in my life and I’d do just about anything for you, no matter how big or small it may seem because at the end of the day I want to see you happy. So listen to me sweetheart and listen good, you are not broken. You are perfection incarnate in my eyes, you are everything I could’ve hoped to have by my side for you’ve never judged me, so I don’t see why I should judge you for being your truest self. Thats a bit hypocritical don’t you think?
Jason: So don’t ever think you’re broken when you’re far from it, you are whole and you are more than enough. I don’t care if we have sex on occasion or not at all, your happiness is all I care about. I want you to be happy for the rest of our lives together because now I’ve got you I’m not letting you go. Ever. I couldn’t care less about anything else but when it concerns you, I’d move mountains to make things better for you. I love you chipmunk, please don’t ever feel like you’re broken when you’re so much more than that, and I’ll spend the rest of my life proving it.
They break our hearts every 5 minutes! If not with them breaking up, it's someone dying (or pretending to die)!!! 😭😭😭
WHAT? Do those people actually exist? I thought that was a myth, like Derek and Penelope's love child?! That's a new one.
theres people who think spencer reid is straight???
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