Lmao Well I Have

Me trying to be poetic

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

(Honestly think of all the millennial that will collect the boxes)

More people would buy ALL the Girl Scout cookies if the artwork connected across the boxes.

Ugh me

Me: Listening for an hour. Prof.: Talks about his prior job. Me: Looking out of the window. Prof.: “And this will be the main part of the exam.” Me:

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I drink blue Gatorade in a wine glass step up your game

Preach this

Awww omg pets have pets too!

Owls keep little snakes as their pets. Eastern screech owls bring blind snakes to their nests to rid them of larvae and parasites so their babies will grow faster and stronger. The snakes don’t seem to mind, because they hang around and eat like crazy until the nestlings hatch and then slither back down to find a new home underground. Source Source 2

😂😂YES

Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”

Awww I love baby groot

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.