The Reason I'm Not Funny Is Because Whenever I Think Of Something Funny I Laugh Uncontrollably And Can't

Welp my morning was well spent yelling at people on the internet to not look at the eclipse with sunglasses

I’m pretty sure this was my prof. 😂

I am your mother, dear. Who better to crush your shriveled heart?

Rowena, bad ass revenge bitch (via reallytenaciousphantom)

-Maybe soulless Mary

I drink blue Gatorade in a wine glass step up your game

Preach this

Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??

How about let's not

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It’s possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don’t take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl 

This is why kids don't like to take pictures. They know what's going on

If pictures really do steal a part of your soul, that would explain a lot about the snapchat/instagram crowd.

I'm triggered

Trump has proposed some NASA budget cuts — and one expert is calling it out

If congress agrees with Trump’s latest budget proposal, NASA will have about $561 million less to work with in 2018 than it did in 2017.

The difference is fairly small — $561 million accounts for roughly a 3% cut from 2017’s budget.

With that said, significant programs will meet the chopping block because of it: NASA’s education program will completely shut down, along with at least four other missions related to studying asteroids or understanding Earth’s changing climate. Read more (5/24/17)

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Why don’t Jedis turn off their opponents lightsaber by force pressing the button?

Size comparison between our Sun and the largest star ever observed: UY Scuti