I Love Creative Writing Brainstorming Phase :)

i will be the first to admit that my mom and i don’t always agree, but her opening the door to a republican state rep candidate (not like a canvasser, the man himself), not recognizing him and just reading his shirt encouraging people to vote for him, and just going “no” is a little slay

taking jason todd rights away from dc and putting them up on the shelf. you know what, bruce wayne rights too. you can have them back when you learn how to treat them kindly.

my mom expressed worries abt me "being lonely" without a romantic relationship as if the hoes don't love my strange and off-putting energy

one of my professors realized today that his class was mostly first and second year college students and immediately implied we didn’t remember miley cyrus’ wrecking ball and i think i took psychic damage

i don’t want to be fuckable i want to be unsettling

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

Batfam as random posts pt. 1

Dick

Barbara

Jason

Tim

Duke

Steph

Cass

Damian

The Mysterious Files Department returns soon. 

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ayo who’s going to the tumblr sponsored crab rave