Hey Um Im Rly Sorry But I Saved Ur Boyfriend In The Wrong Format And Now His Save File Is Corrupted.

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Love how in the Contagion arc Bruce says, "Hey, Tim, I need you to go to another country for a while," and Tim says, "Um, but my dad?" and Bruce says, "Just lie to him plz c'mon," and then the comic just hard cuts to Tim in a plane telling Alfred he doesn't like lying to his dad. A comic's way of saying, "We KNOW Tim has a dad and we are ANNOYED by it, do NOT ask questions."

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

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taking jason todd rights away from dc and putting them up on the shelf. you know what, bruce wayne rights too. you can have them back when you learn how to treat them kindly.

*EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE*

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.