If I Was One Of The Omegaverse Omegas I Would Just Get A Hysterectomy. Who Has Time To Deal With All

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

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1 year ago

Batfam as random posts pt. 1

Dick

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1
Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Barbara

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Jason

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Tim

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Duke

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1
Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Steph

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Cass

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1

Damian

Batfam As Random Posts Pt. 1
3 months ago
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1 month ago

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
I'm Currently Reading The Fma Manga For The First Time (FINALLY) And Here's Some Of My Favourite Tiny
10 months ago

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

2 years ago

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

1 year ago

Lucy, in a coffee shop: Hi! Can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

The Skull: Jesus Christ. Just do cocaine.

3 months ago
All images are from Wayne Family Adventures webcomic with tumblr/twitter posts positioned near characters or covering their speech bubble so they're "saying" the posts. 
Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne look on as Cassandra Cain confidently pours seasonings into a terrible-looking pie crust with the effects "splorsh, splorsh". Over her is a post by @so-you-read-the-usernames reading:
"Female characters who are the sole voice reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them"
Stephanie Brown talking to Duke Thomas from the passenger seat of the Batmobile, Duke is in the driver's seat looking unsure. Post by @incorrectbatfam over Steph's speech bubble reads:
"The first rule of driving the Batmobile is to have fun and be yourself"
Damian Wayne, one hand in a fist and the other over his heart, dramatically "saying" a tweet reading:
"i desire a trip to the aquarium, at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior"
Barbara Gordon sits in her wheelchair in front of Oracle's computers with her face in her hands. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain are cheering. Barbara's speech bubble is covered by a post by @tunisian reading:
"due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane"
Duke Thomas as Signal looking concerned with a large "BOOM!" sound effect overlayed. Tweet reads:
"One reason why you very rarely see my complaining that the actions of a fictional character "don't make sense" is because every single day I look back on my own choices in life and realize I'm just not qualified to judge that"
Tim Drake as Red Robin talking. Text post by @valtsv reads:
"girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death
boys also want me for this. it's a real bisexual crowd pleaser."
Stephanie Brown shrugging and holding a Green Arrow cup, talking to Bruce who has his hand over his face. Over her is a tweet reading:
"it's cool how you've never learned even a single healthy coping skill"
Jason Todd smiling and talking to Batman, who is expressionless. Jason is "saying" a tweet reading:
"I wouldn't die in a glue trap. I would escape. I'd say something like "no... it can't end here...!" and pull myself out while yelling and thinking about women"
Damian Wayne in civilian clothes is furiously decapitating a practice dummy with a sword. A post by @tlirsgender reads:
"Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that"
Dick Grayson smiling and gesturing to himself while holding a sandwich. Overhead a tweet reads:
"i'm a 10 if you ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues"
Jason Todd wearing a t shirt and leather jacket at a gala, yelling at other partygoers off panel. Bruce in a tuxedo is grumpily dragging him away by the shoulder. In Jason's speech bubble is a post by @normal-horoscopes reading:
"DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION"

wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition

(batman edition)

tim drake 🤝 stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser 🤝 bruce wayne

4 months ago

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

3 months ago

Love how in the Contagion arc Bruce says, "Hey, Tim, I need you to go to another country for a while," and Tim says, "Um, but my dad?" and Bruce says, "Just lie to him plz c'mon," and then the comic just hard cuts to Tim in a plane telling Alfred he doesn't like lying to his dad. A comic's way of saying, "We KNOW Tim has a dad and we are ANNOYED by it, do NOT ask questions."

1 year ago

Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !

Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me

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