Everyone’s In Love (but You And Me)

hey jill! do u happen to have any soulmate klance au recs?? if not that’s ok, just wondering <33

yes i do!!! however i’m too tired to organize it all cute like i usually do so imma just copy and paste it directly from my notes asdlkjf

i can’t help but want: i’ve probably recced this before but i just reread it and it’s as good as i remembered. keith and lance are stranded on different planets and they communicate the whole time and it’s cute :’))) https://archiveofourown.org/works/7957831 

something blue: AMAZING fic where keith and lance pretend to be married for lance’s family. IT’S SO GOOD MY ENTIRE HEEAARRTTT  https://archiveofourown.org/works/15190772/chapters/35230898 

one heart missing: keith and lance are roommates and keith is in love with lance it’s so good asldjfkl https://archiveofourown.org/works/14466192/chapters/33421017

i just wanna be (with you): keith becomes lance’s roommate in college and they start crushin on each other :’))) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17328386 

@k-baby: keith runs an nsfw blog and doesn’t respond to any comments. until lance 👀 (there’s one chapter left but where it leaves off rn is happy and stuff!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/16881654/chapters/39647790 

suspended momentum: post s8 fic where they all become teachers as the garrison :’) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17046407/chapters/40079402 

across all realities: an ongoing fic where kosmo gets sick and accidentally starts transporting keith into different realities  https://archiveofourown.org/works/17119595/chapters/40262417 

if i look in your eyes, i’ll want you to hold me: keith and lance are fwb and keith accidentally catches feelings. this fic is awesome and made me laugh out loud several times, so bonus points for that!!!  https://archiveofourown.org/works/15485631/chapters/35948790 

las palabras de amor: keith comes back to town after years of avoiding it, and lance keeps hearing this mysterious and beautiful singing from one of his neighbor’s.  https://archiveofourown.org/works/12946560/chapters/29591322

read all about it: this fic is gonna be AWESOME, i can already tell!!! the first chapter is 8k and the writing is fucking phenomenal. the premise is that keith is the star football player and lance is a reporter for the school newspaper. it’s senior year and lance has never managed to tell keith about his crush. but it’s /senior year/, after all, and when better to announce your feelings to the world in the school newspaper? https://archiveofourown.org/works/17454509/chapters/41099918  

get some: this is a series of snapshots of keith and lance’s friends with benefits relationship!!! it’s so good and so well written i loved it https://archiveofourown.org/series/874794 

speak for the stars: AWESOME post s6 fic where lance becomes black paladin and they all get stuck in this giant mind game planet where they’re convinced they’re living out their deepest desires  https://archiveofourown.org/works/16309715 

something just like this: keith and lance both work at a summer camp and it’s cute as hell asdjkfl  https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716489/chapters/23742501

lunar woke: this fic is AWESOME. it’s werewolf!lance and coyote!keith !!!!!! lance is a pack leader and keith is his next door neighbor and ajdlkadsf i can’t wait for the next chapter https://archiveofourown.org/works/17534609/chapters/41314550

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somnophilia: uuuh yeah it’s exactly what u think. it starts off seeming like non-con??? but actually keith and lance are dating and lance has already made it clear that he’s into it so https://archiveofourown.org/works/15748503 

BEST MNEMONIC EVER

(also my regular expression in semester)

source: insta @neet.usmle.centre 

do you have any recs for enemies to lovers or something around those lines. because i loved hating game and paper princess mostly because of the relationships and i'm looking for more like those

hi, sorry this is late but hope u’ll find a new fave! :’)

the winner’s trilogy fantasy, a personal fave that i have reread a lot of times (especially the last book) with an a+ ending & amazing main characters

shatter me dystopian, i guess this one’s more popular and i personally felt like the first book is kind of slow but the others pick up the pace

daughter of smoke and bone fantasy, the mains are from two different races that are Supposed to be Enemies Forever!!!!1!!11! (yeah sure)

penryn at the end of days dystopian, there’s a literal angel & a girl who kicks more ass than i will in my entire life

falling kingdoms fantasy, there’s many povs but my favourite ones are the enemies to lovers couple [the last book is coming out next year so maybe wait a bit bc book 5 ends in the worst cliffhanger (no i have not been crying about it for almost a year)]

the wrath and the dawn fantasy, it’s a retelling of a thousand and one nights but it’s kinda insta love?? so the real enemies part ends at book 1… but i rlly liked the settings

i think uprooted has also this trope… i have it but still haven’t got to read it, lots of people love it i think but i can’t guarantee for it just yet (i think it has sex and it might be kinda dark…)

the iron fey series, i haven’t read them but astrid says they’re good though they have a love triangle 

the bone season dystopian london in the future where ghosts are real (it’s a confusing book but u’ll get into it after the chapters & the romance is well done) (tho it also have mixed reviews) ((also the romance got age gap))

a court of thorns and roses the true romance happens in book 2

kulti new adult book about soccer. main char has been looking up to a soccer player since forever & now got that soccer player as her soccer coach. the romance got an age gap

kiss the sky also a new adult book, and it is in a series but u can read this + the sequel (fuel the fire) without reading the other books. (tho if u read like all the books then u get to see their relationship blossom from “hate” to love) 

the duff enemies with benefit kinda. idk i really liked this one and it’s an easy read

bloodlines. 

all for the game kinda but not really enemies to lovers trope. the romance doesn’t happen until like the last book but holy shit it is worth it 

Common adverbs

Adverbs of time:

Alors (so), après (after), après-demain (in two days) aujourd'hui (today), auparavant (beforehand), aussitôt (straight away), autrefois (in the past), avant (before), avant-hier (two days ago), bientôt (soon), déjà (already), demain (tomorrow), depuis (since/for), désormais + dorénavant (from now on), encore (again), enfin (finally), ensuite (then), hier (yesterday), jadis (in the past - rare), jamais (never), longtemps (for a long time), lors (during/at the time of), maintenant (now), parfois (sometimes), puis (then/next), quand (when), quelquefois (sometimes), soudain (all of a sudden), souvent (often), tard (late), tôt (early), toujours (always)…

Adverbs of way:

Ainsi (this way), bien (well), comme (like/as), comment (how), debout (up), ensemble (together), exprès (on purpose), mal (bad), mieux (better), plutôt (rather), vite (quickly), volontiers (willingly/gladly), etc.

Adverbs of quantity/intensity:

Assez (enough), aussi (too), autant (as/so much/many), beaucoup (a lot), combien (how much/many), comment (how), davantage (more), environ (around), guère (not much), mais (but), moins (less), pas mal (not bad), peu (few), plus (more), presque (almost), quelque (some), si (so, ex : ce n’est pas si dur), tant (so much), tout (all), tout à fait (absolutely), tellement (so much), très (very), trop (too much)…

Adverbs of location:

Ailleurs (somewhere else), alentour (in the surroundings of), arrière (back), autour (around), avant (before), contre (against), dedans (inside), dehors (outside), derrière (behind), dessous (under), dessus (over), devant (in front of), ici (here), là (there), loin (far away), où (where), partout (everywhere), proche (very close)…

Adverbs of affirmation:

Assurément, aussi (too), certainement (certainly), bien (well), certes (indeed), oui (yes), précisément (precisely), sans doute (without a doubt), si (marked yes), soit (alright), volontiers (willingly/gladly), vraiment (really)…

Adverbs of negation:

Non (no), aucun (none), aucunement (in no way), nullement (by no means), jamais (never), rien (nothing), personne (nobody)…

Adverbs of doubt:

Apparemment (apparently), peut-être (maybe), probablement (probably), sans doute (without a doubt), vraisemblablement (presumably)…

Please note : an -ent adjective becomes a -emment adverb (ardent : ardemment, indifférent : indifféremment) and a -ant adjective becomes a -amment adverb (brillant : brillamment, incessant : incessamment)…

Edmund x Reader: Patronus

Prompt/ask: None

Word count: 576

Warnings: *Slight* language. Like literally one curse word.

Setting: Harry Potter AU

A/N: So this is just a little something I came up with based on a headcanon I found somewhere in the depths of tumblr-I hope you enjoy my first Harry Potter/Narnia AU! If this inspired any further HP AU prompts, please don’t hesitate on sending them in, because I am absolute Harry Potter trash.

“Shit.”

You cursed under your breath, dropping your arm in defeat. You sighed. It seemed as if, no matter how many times you tried, the concept of conjuring a patronus was impossible.

“Having trouble?” A voice asked in amusement.

You turned to the doorway of the empty Transfiguration classroom, rolling your eyes at the smirking form of Edmund Pevensie.

“What, Pevensie?” You groaned, turning back to the wall where you had been practicing. 

Edmund shrugged, leaning into the tall bookshelf by the doorframe.

“Well, to begin with,” He said smugly, straightening up and taking a step towards where you stood, “If I were you, I wouldn’t hold my wand like that.”

You scoffed, turning around abruptly to face him. “And how exactly am I holding my wand?”

Edmund rolled his eyes playfully, grabbing you lightly by the waist and turning you around. You let out a small noise in protest.

“Okay, first, improve your posture. Put your shoulders back, yeah?”

You narrowed your eyes. What was he playing at?

Reluctantly, you did as he suggested.

“Good.” Edmund said simply, slowly removing his hands from your waist and stepping backwards. “Now, raise your wand.”

You rolled your eyes, turning around to give him an irritated look. “Oh, really?” You said, your tone filled with sarcasm. Edmund just smirked, adjusting his collar.

Slowly, you lifted your wand, turning back around as you did. You held it out at arms-length, focusing your gaze on the wall before you and taking in every detail of the cluttered surrounding shelves and small desks.

“Alright,” Edmund began from behind you, “Now focus.”

“What?”

“Just…”

You could feel Edmund approaching you, his footsteps causing the wood floor to creak. You felt his warm breath against your neck as he raised his hand to place it over yours. You stabilized your grip on your wand, tilting it slightly.

“Alright, now…focus.”

Suddenly, all at once, you knew what he meant.

You felt the rush of energy inside you, building up as you raised your wand-Edmund’s hand still on yours.

“Expecto Patronum!” You cried, feeling every ounce of power within you surging through your veins and rushing to the tip of your wand.

A small, wispy blue figure appeared before your eyes, growing in size as the color became deeper and the shape became clearer.

“Merlin’s beard!” Edmund exclaimed from behind you. He immediately let go of your hand, doubling over to burst into laughter.

A round, flimsy nose was expanding from your wand, attached to what looked like the body of an oversized beetle with fur.

“Is that-“

“An Aardvark?” Edmund finished, coughing through his grunts of laughter.

You giggled, shaking your head in mild exasperation as you raised your wand further.

“I mean, it’s actually kinda cute.” You said thoughtfully, carefully gliding it along with your wand. The figure danced in the air, its abnormally long snout wrinkling with every movement.

Edmund bit his lip, clearly trying not to laugh again. “I mean, uh-” Edmund let out a small noise of amusement, but quickly covered it with a cough. “At least you know you have the ability to conjure a patronus, right?”

He paused, trying to think of anything else remotely positive to add to his statement. “And um, it’s not terrible looking from certain angles.”

You sighed with a slight tone of amusement, turning abruptly and abandoning your patronus.

 “Shut up Pevensie.”

And with that, you leaned in.

That certainly shut him up.

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miraculous fic recs: stories

are ya ready kids? again, my own quick summaries added here (and some commentary…) oneshot recs here

[ COMPLETED ]

A Spot of Tea by @gabriel-fucking-agreste

what do you do when your worst enemy is your best intern? you keep on being a fab villain // identity reveal // aged-up // tbh i don’t remember the first half all i know is that it’s fantastic

Bare Necessities by @reyxa

art school au where marinette gets to see her crush naked in a completely different context than what she probably imagined // identity reveal // aged-up

Bee-nevolent by TwinklingCupcake

a bee holder with no stinger can still be a hero, as sabrina learns // identity reveal // sequel, The Healing of Honey, now up (incomplete)

By Their Covers - The Scriptor by Ynnealay

you don’t need your miraculous to be heroes…but it would be nice if they could get them back, thanks // identity reveal

Chasing the C/h/atwalk by @runningoutofink

she’s on project runway and her childhood crush is her model…yeah, you bet alya is recording and saving every single episode // identity reveal // aged-up

Cinderella, She Seems So Easy by abandoned_sock

cinderella au…that’s it. that’s all you need to know

Curiosity and Satisfaction by @imthepunchlord

he was a good son, wanting to help his father. he just wanted his family whole again. but is he really on the right side of things? // enemies au // identity reveal

Fooling the world (and maybe ourselves) by @fullmetalpotterhead

nothing can wrong with fake dating! especially when you’re fake dating your partner! and especially when you’re both in love with each other but you don’t know it!!! nothing!!! except what??? now they have to get fake married!! how can that go wrong??? // post reveal // fake dating // aged-up

It’s Complicated by @konekat

a love confession goes wrong, another goes right, and adrien learns moving on isn’t the easiest thing to do // identity reveal

Le Chabanais by makahadoma

brothel au in the 1920s where everything is not what it seems // nsfw // blood & violence // rape/sexual assault // identity reveal 

To Be a Hero by AmyEatsCake

thrust into the future, adrien, marinette, and alya come to realize the world is not all good and even heroes can rot in this new hell // identity reveal // time travel 

[ INCOMPLETE / ONGOING ]

All The Time You Need by GrimRevolution

she passed off the earrings. ladybug and chat noir are doing so well together. but if you’re fated for a miraculous…well, you can’t escape fate //  alya is ladybug // threats of sexual assault // PTSD // partial identity reveal

Back To Us by @insanitysscribblings

hawkmoth is dead, years have passed, and not everything is what it used to be as victims protest, citizens lash out, new holders emerge, and relationships change // identity reveal // aged-up

#BonAnniversairePrincess by @my-insanity-is-an-artform

chloe would do anything to make marinette miserable…even hijack her birthday. but luckily chat noir is there to give the princess a royal day! // marichat // am bias because it was based off my post tbh

Guardians by @wintermoth

being a holder comes with a price…and it may end up being too heavy for these two teenagers // immortal au // identity reveal // this is painful in like twenty different ways

How not to propose - Agreste edition by @sweetprincessluck

adrien just wants to put the ring on her finger but his luck stinks more than plagg’s breath // post reveal // post relationship // aged-up

Lucky Fox Paradox by @imthepunchlord

she was sure alya would be a better ladybug. the miraculous was passed on. but she was wrong. there is a great imbalance, and now chat misses his ladybug, alya is determined to follow the comics, the guardian watches over, and some people realize you were chosen to be a hero for a reason // alya is ladybug // partial reveal 

Something in the Night by @konekat

everything went wrong that day from the moment the battle was over. misunderstandings occurred, relationships fractured…and seven years later, she reappears again // identity reveal // aged-up

to you, i thee wed by @miraculousturtle

some people go on blind dates. no, no. they went straight to the wedding. and everyone knew but them. // married at first sight au

You Don’t Know Me by @ferisae

the story that makes the strongest of them all weep - no, really. ladybug is out of commission and adrien can’t survive much longer, physically or emotionally // partial reveal // akuma-poisoning // great, now i have to re-read it to remind myself of this angst

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Masterpost of Miraculous Ladybug Holiday/Christmas Fanfictions

TOP FICS:

As the Snow Fall, Falls by: @pisces-royalty One-shot. Marichat. Ladynoir. FORMATTING DREAM. MUST READ ON COMPUTER.: He watches her in a midnight dream: twirling, twirling, a brilliant red star before the moon. A smile on her face, she dances along with the snow as it falls, falls.And he has to wonder, Why do you dance?

Secret Santa by: @thelastpilot Multi-chapter. MAJOR Adrienette. Reveal. Best World Building Award: Adrien and Marinette get each others name in their class secret santa and the gifts have to be perfect.

OTHER RECS:  Bring In The Bug by: @giggling-bubble One-shot, Ladynoir: A night out in the cold takes a turn for the worst when Ladybug’s body shuts down in the extreme cold. What is a cat to do for his lady, but to take her to his favorite place in all the world. Sure, taking her there had it’s risk, but with the way the decor was this time of year, she’d never notice.

Late Night Health Check by: @the-bored-bookworm One-shot, Marichat. Post-reveal. Relationship: Winter is a beautiful time to have fun. If you’re not sick that is.

A Lucky Decision by: @their-destinys-writer One-shot, Ladrien. Fluff: He still wasn’t sure how they got there. Was it the result of the decisions made that day, or was it just miraculous luck? Either way, his brain barely processed it. All he knew was that ditching his bodyguard to go for a walk on his own around the streets of Paris was the best decision he made that day.

Christmas Run by: @their-destinys-writer One-shot, DJWifi, fluff: Why did he let himself be dragged around the cold streets of Paris after an akuma? And on Christmas Eve to boot?! He could be home right now, eating a nice, warm Christmas Eve leftover. But nooo, Alya wanted to test the new microphone she got for her livestreams, and she needed help. And who was her go-to-guy for tech help? This guy right here.

The Sweetest Gift by: @wow-girl1244 One-shot, Adrienette. Sadrien: A cozy night might be just what these two teens need.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: Something about December by: @adribug One-shot, through the years, Adrienette: Five times Marinette gave Adrien a Christmas gift and one time she didn’t.

Shake Up Christmas One-shot. Ladrien, Partial-Reveal: A belated gift delivery turns into midnight hot chocolate. Ladybug’s embarrassed, Adrien’s a smitten kitten, and the holiday season is a time for memories new and old.

The Perfect Gift by: @baneismydragon One-shot. LoveSquare. Reveal. Mistletoe fic: It’s Adrien’s second christmas with his friends and he is determined to get them all the best Christmas gifts he can, but in and out of costume. Of course this is proving a little difficult as Chat Noir has yet to discover a gift that will impress his princess. However in his quest to find Marinette the perfect gift he might just discover a little more than he bargained for!

What To Expect From A Superhero Christmas One-shot. Ladynoir. Reveal: It’s just two dorks having a nice Christmas Eve together, and a bit of a reveal. I’m sorry if there was meant to be a plot, you get this instead. Pure fluff.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: It’s the Most Punderful Time of the Year by: @baneismydragon One-shot, Ladynoir, Adrienette: “Come on my lady, give me a chance? One kiss. We can call it a Christmas Miracle.” He hoped his voice didn’t sound as desperately pathetic to her as it did to him.  “Ok, you want a Christmas Miracle?” she asked, giving him a serious once over, “If you can come up with one of your horrible puns that actually makes me laugh between now and Christmas eve, I will kiss you.”  “Are you serious?” he gasped.  “Yep.”  “That’s it? Just make you laugh?” he ask, waiting for some sort of impossible catch. “With a pun.” Ah. There it was.

Here From The Beginning One-shot, Aged Up!Adrienette. Post-Victory. Post-Kwami: Marinette is stuck in the dorms for Christmas break, but so is a certain blonde.

Everything and Nothing by: @adjit  One-shot. Post-Reveal. Adrienette: Marinette and Adrien’s identity reveal has landed them in an awkward spot, but they’re far from avoiding one another, despite everything. Both are awkward and hesitant, but the snowy rooftops of Paris and Christmas might be just what they need.

Fermeture by: @karmahope One-shot. Post-Superhero Life. Aged up!Adrienette. Sad Mari: The hardest part of being a superhero is no longer being a superhero. It’s been five years since Marinette last saw Tikki; since she last saw Chat Noir; and she can’t take it anymore. A reunion/reveal fic.

The Present by: @kidstealth One-Shot, Christmas Mistletoe fic. Adrienette: It was the very smile that she had been hoping to see when she originally came up with the idea to make him a present on her birthday. Now she has finally seen it directed at her and she could help the grin the broke out on her face.

New Year’s Challenge: Sequel to The Present by: @kidstealth One-shot. Can stand alone. Adrienette. NYE: The challenge was just the thing Adrien needed to give him the drive to do what needed to be done. He wasn’t going to leave his best friend hung out to dry just because he couldn’t ask a simple question.

Something about December by: @runningoutofink One-shot. Aged Up!Adrienette. Post-Reveal.: The first steps into adulthood are difficult, especially if you consider all you left behind.

The Countdown to Christmas  Multi-chapter. Love square: Marinette and Adrien decide to partake in a Christmas confessions event along with their friends. Chat asks Marinette to help him buy Ladybug a gift. When the vlogger who’s hosting it gets turned into an akuma, Chat Noir and Ladybug are asked play match maker. Adrien may or may not have just ruined his chances with Ladybug.

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A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

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