all right. so. this is a Harry Potter AU, in rambly and abbreviated form.
this is a version of events where, on the morning of November 1st, 1981, the police are called to a house in Surrey.
when they arrive, a large man with a red face and a moustache is waiting for them, brandishing a baby.
to be more accurate: he is brandishing a basket. the basket contains a baby.
he tells the police that his wife found the basket on their doorstep that morning. “Gave her the shock of her life,” he says, with a chuckle that does not seem the least bit sincere.
the police officers have a lot of questions about this, but the man does not have any useful answers. his wife, he tells them, is not in any shape to be interviewed. “she’s been poorly,” he says, “and we’ve got a baby of our own to worry about, keeping us up at all hours.”
the baby in the basket seems to be about a year old. he is cheerful, seems healthy aside from a cut on his forehead, with a crooked sticking plaster on it. he has startlingly green eyes.
there is no identifying information in the basket, except for a torn scrap of paper with ‘his name is Harry’ on it in a delicate hand.
there is nothing else to be done, it seems. the officers take baby Harry, and leave.
one of them comes back a few days later for a follow-up interview with the woman who found the baby. she seems a little fragile, and her own baby, in the next room, keeps up a constant shrieking tantrum the whole time the officer is there. “I’m sorry,” the woman says, with a brittle smile. “this has all been a bit much. I recently lost my sister, you see.”
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I need to prove a point.
Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:
Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post.
So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.
do not fear! copy the link to the article
go to sci-hub.se (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)
slap the article link in there
Can someone give me some good pricefield or catradora fanfics? Im so bored and i never really Read fanfics so i was like i wanna try to Read some but im a very picky person lol.
Summary: Everyone at your best friends wedding seems to be in love. But you and Tom.
Words: 2892
Warnings: This is all just fluff, please enjoy and remember to send feedback/reblog if you enjoyed it!
This is a piece for a writing challenge!! (wow, Sophie actually posts for one of the many, many writing challenges she entered? unheard of!) it’s for @marvelousxtsh and @peeterparkr romcom writing challenge. the quote is “Number of current boyfriends: Zero.“ from Bridget jones’ diary
Nothing about weddings were fun for Tom, who was so used to being alone that he was hardly phased when he ended up sitting alone at the table with a creaseless table cloth beneath his untouched expensive wedding food. He’d barely even lifted the fork, only choosing to glance briefly at his reflection to make sure his hair was still in place and there was nothing caught between his teeth.
It wasn’t that he was used to being alone. It was just that he wasn’t used to having someone’s hand to hold or hair to wrap around his fingers. He had long forgotten what it was like to have someone tangled up between his sheets as the sun streams in through the slit in the curtains and plush lips to kiss when his got bored.
He only knew what it was like to have temporary lovers who escaped before dawn, throwing on items of clothing back to front or inside out and wiping off the remains of their smudged lipstick.
Tom was so used to relying on one night stands for the slightest bit of intimacy that the sight of the loved up couples around him made him screw his face up. Even if deep down inside, he was itching to have someone to hold too – someone that wasn’t his dog who enjoyed snuggling up beside him at night.
Some guests were drunk on the alcohol, barely letting their champagne glasses run empty while others were love drunk. Sipping solely on gentle sways in the centre of the ballroom, consumed with the thought and presence of the other.
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a klance comic for this past #mermay! 🌸🌊
Hey guys! Per a lovely request, I started a masterlist for my fics lmao. Feel free to dive in and take a look around. It’s pretty thin right now though since my blog is new. I’ll be updating regularly the more i write, so don’t hesitate to make a request/gimme ideas so i can fill this up!
😈 = NSFW
💖= personal rec
✨= follower favorite
Imagines/Requests
Sons of Anarchy - Tom Holland HCs ✨
Work, Eat, Sleep, Live Well - James Holland HCs
Christmas Edition - James Holland HCs 💖
LOTR Movie Night Edition - James Holland HCs
UN CÂLIN - Harry Holland Imagine
Travelling Edition - Harry Holland Imagine
Comfort - James Holland Imagine
Best Friends - Tom, Jacob, & Haz HCs ✨
Alpha Sigma - Tom Holland || Fuckboy!AU ✨
Alpha Sigma: Part II - Tom Holland || Fuckboy!AU 😈
Alpha Sigma: Part III - Tom Holland || Fuckboy!AU 😈
Moodboards
100 follower trash party - Honey & Venom
Hogwarts AU
Honey & Venom - Slytherin!Tom x Hufflepuff!OC 💖✨
Peter Parker x OC
SHELTER - Peter Parker x East Asian!oc || Your Name!AU
Actual Trash (Smut)
Ready, Player 2? - Tom Holland x Reader 😈
Recyclables (Fluff)
Princess Rosette, Marie-Catherine d’Aulnoy : FR / EN
The fair with golden hair, Marie-Catherine d’Aulnoy : FR / EN
The friendly frog, Marie-Catherine d’Aulnoy : FR / EN
Aurore and Aimée, Jeanne de Beaumont : FR / EN
Beauty and the beast, Jeanne de Beaumont : FR / EN
Bluebeard, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Cinderella, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Donkey skin, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Little red riding hood, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Little thumb, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Puss in boots, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Sleeping beauty, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
The fairy, Charles Perrault : FR / EN
Blondine, Sophie Ségur : FR / EN
Ourson, Sophie Ségur : FR / EN
Sophie’s misfortunes, Sophie Ségur : FR / EN
The little grey mouse, Sophie Ségur : FR / EN
(You can download the Wikisource PDFs legally for free at the top of the page as they are part of the public domain)
hey love, would you please recommend me some peter parker fluff?
Hi there, of course!
@pparkerwrites
Sweatshirt
I Have a Girlfriend
Cute Subway Boy
@rileywrites-parker
Tell Me You See It
A Leia to your Han
Healing Kisses
@peters-vlogs
I Need a Date
Love Letters
@starksparker
Spidey Kiss
Little Things
@loserparker (hard to find fluff bc Kat is the queen of angst)
Snow Days
@marvelous-skywalker
Stars
@underoos-shield
Mute
@cosmetologynerd (Payton is another queen of angst but I got some fluff there)
Fall For You
@hollandroos
Maybe I Love You
Duties
@teamnatasha
Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me
Gonna Get Over You
@dej-okay
You’re Everything
Warmth
And I’ll list some of mine too
The Florist
Lock Screen
If you want some more, just let me know!