:D

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

I really liked quackity's lore stream

red skeppy, bad, and quackity. in that order.

bad in his long silky robe with a fur trim holding a glass of wine and swirling it around: no, officers, i have no clue what happened to my husband 

gossip

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

My loyal only mutual who can see everything I do on this site please forgive me for what am I about to do

so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha...

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

I was watching (and at one point fell asleep) Velvet's stream, and iT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE (about) TWO HOUR WAIT BECAUSE

THEM <3