I Blame All Of My Skin Problems On The Thousands Of Organisms Living In My Pores. They Don't Even Pay

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

Anybody else see a swarm of ants and want to kill themselves, but at the same time you want to let them crawl around in your mouth and down your throat, just because it seems like a weird sensation. Anyway we watched WALL-E today in civics and its a beautiful love story

Kaidou: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Saiki: I never had one.

Aren: An imagination or a childhood?

Its things like this that i think would get me to hell....

Anyway meet my new teacher Sasuke Uchiha

there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:

they draw it in 2 hours

they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly

they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt 

My aesthetic, the bill nye bone and muscle episode

I was in a really dark room when a light came on at one of the walls. A door opened and a bunch of skeletons with 3d cartoon eyeballs came out and started to rip out my hair. They then proceeded to glue it to their heads with silly string.

I think pigeons should be America's symbol thing

I regret nothing

bro,

imagine turtles with cat feet.

thank you for your time,

I love the way eggs feel