Its Things Like This That I Think Would Get Me To Hell....

My aesthetic, the bill nye bone and muscle episode

there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:

they draw it in 2 hours

they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly

they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt 

bro,

imagine turtles with cat feet.

thank you for your time,

Broke: kyoutani is a dog

Woke: ..kyoutani is an OPOSSUM

I blame all of my skin problems on the thousands of organisms living in my pores. They don't even pay rent

I was in a really dark room when a light came on at one of the walls. A door opened and a bunch of skeletons with 3d cartoon eyeballs came out and started to rip out my hair. They then proceeded to glue it to their heads with silly string.

Kaidou: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Saiki: I never had one.

Aren: An imagination or a childhood?

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN