Highdrivingsarah - I Dont Know What I Am Doing

Wine bottle

My mom accidentally dropped a bottle of wine, after that she came to me.

Mom: „Look, this is a good bottle, stable and well-built“

Me: „I wish my life would be that stable and well-built”

She laughed at me. Like literally laughed, thanks mom; thanks.

via @defineyourgrind

Could I ask for GOM, UK, Kagami, and Himuro (sorry for asking for so many characters ^^;) with their biggest kinks and a a little drabble for each? ((Love your blog and that header is absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS~~))

Good lord this was hard. I’m not doing a drabble because this post is long enough. But there is a short story.

Generation of miracles

Akashi: Pet play, him as the owner of course. If the collar wasn’t enough, then he’d get more creative. The leash in his hands reminded you of your place. Whenever he thought you were being disobedient, he’d give a sharp tug of the leash. “Yield my pet” he ordered as he led you to his bed. Akashi sat at the edge with an expectant look. “You know what to do, get to it” he ordered resting back on his elbows. You took the initiative and unzipped his pants. “Slower, or should I punish you for getting ahead of yourself?” he warned.

Aomine: Hair pulling. In the midst of sex, Aomine loved when you pulled his hair. Slight tugs to straight out yanking would rile him up. His thrust became more aggressive as if in response to hair pulling. Your grasp slipped a little, causing you to grab tighter. “Shit, do it again” he growled against your skin. Each time you pulled he only grew rougher.

Kise: Body worship. Worshiping your body was always his priority. He’d always kiss up your legs and arms, mumbling sweet compliments. His hands ran up your legs as he raised his head to your neck. "You’re so soft ___-cchi~“ he cooed kissing your neck softly. Kise left hickeys in the spots that were hard to hide. “I want everyone to know I love you” was his excuse to get away with this.

Kuroko: Breath play. He didn’t have to try honestly. Instead of moans, he would release huffs or hot breath. When you heard the faint sound of his voice, heat would pool inside you with anticipation. You shivered as his mouth ghosted over the back of your neck. “____” he breathed in your ear, causing you to call out to him in a shaky voice. It was like magic how quickly you changed under his teasing.

Murasakibara: Food play. “____-chin stay still” Murasakibara growled from his place between your legs. His tongue held the cream that was once on your skin. He drew his tongue back to clean it off, his expression remained blank yet his eyes carried annoyance. “Sorry” you murmured as Murasakibara brought his face back to it’s previous position. His tongue moved quickly against your skin, occasionally stopping in spots so he could bite. His teeth grazed your skin and left it screaming red. 

Midorima: Finger sucking, on his fingers but he’d probably do it. He’d never admit to liking it. his fingers found your mouth once again in a small plea. You obliged willingly and took his appendages into your mouth. Your tongue swirled around each digit, giving equal amounts of attention to each. The sucking sensation you created with your mouth only added to his pleasure. The occasional bite sent shivers up his body. Midorima’s gaze  never left your face as he removed his hand for more….satisfying purposes.

Uncrowned kings

Hanamiya: Fear, Bondage, Photography, and Licking. He wasn’t sure what set him off. Your small cries or the way your body shivered. All he did was take pictures of your naked body in compromising positions. His tongue ran across your flushed skin as he teased you for being in such a state. “You act like I’ll show someone these, maybe I should?” the furious shake of your head made him bust out laughing. You couldn’t reach for the camera yourself, considering the tight belts that held your body down.

Kiyoshi: Scratching, on his back preferably. It could be masochism. When your nails raked down his back, he felt true bliss. The painful sting of skin tearing accompanied by your pleading moans were heavenly. “P-please…faster” your whimpers reminded him of where he was as he lost himself in pleasure. “S-sure” he groaned proceeding to slam into you. Your body jumped against his, creating the delicious feeling of his back being clawed.

Mibuchi: High Heels, doesn’t matter who wears them. The click of heels caught his attention. Echos bounced off the walls and came back just as pleasing. His bedroom eyes made it hard for you to continue your cat walk. Mibuchi raised his hand to call you over in a ‘come hither’ motion. You swallowed hard in an attempt to calm yourself, still walking toward him with your head held high. “Here, here, I want play with you a little” he cooed as he pulled you into his lap. Your legs found their place around his hips, leaving little space between you both.

Hayama: Breast smothering or nipple play. “Mmmhh!”  Hayama’s voice resounded against your skin. All sounds smothered into your breast as his mouth latched to your nipple. His teeth nipped at your skin as he toyed with your nub. "It’s all red here, it gets hard when I do this” Hayama snickered biting down on it. Your gasps and moans only furthered his actions. Trails of saliva served as proof of where he attacked your skin. 

Nebuya: Extreme Musk. It worked both ways honestly. His nose was buried into your chest as he breathed in you scent. The strong stench of your sweaty skin sent his eyes rolling back. Nebuya’s own body emitted a strong scent that filled your nostrils. “You smell great ___” Nebuya groaned against your skin. His head moved lower to the space between your thighs. “It smells best here though” he sighed wistfully taking in your scent. Soon you found yourself going down on his chest as he urged you toward his crotch. “Take my muscle musk too yeah?”

Others

Kagami: Clothed Sex. “___” his voice called out to you in a husky tone. Your shirt bunched to your shoulders and your bottoms were long abandoned. The sight of your partial covered body underneath him sent fire through out his body. Just the thought of your flushed skin hiding underneath material he could rip to shreds made him hard. Kagami was still clothed with exception to his fly unzipped. His jeans brushed against your hips as he thrust inside you. The loose zipper chiming as it flailed about. Even with the clothes making it unbearably hot, your love making didn’t cease.

Himuro: Voyerurism/Exhibitionism. “Shhh, they’ll hear you” Himuro scolded from behind you. His hands held your naked waist as he pressed himself into your back. Your bottoms pooled around your ankles, making it even more difficult to escape him. “Just stay quiet, touch yourself a bit too” he purred leading one of your hands to your opening. Himuro’s chuckle invaded your ears as he watched you tease yourself. Something pressed into your ass as Himuro rocked his hips into yours. “Don’t mind that, all in good time ____~”.

my quality of life has improved tenfold ever since i was introduced to breezewiki, a site that exists solely to remove the bloat from fandom.com wikis. no more ads, quizzes, random autoplaying videos, popups, recommended pages from other sites, or discord server member lists. just the wiki. these things are finally readable again

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

okay, so the other day I wanted to look up Dan Howell and Phil Lester’s astrology charts, right? So I found out when and where they were born and came up with this…

Phil: Aquarius sun, Aquarius moon, Gemini rising, Aquarius mercury, Sagittarius Venus, Aries mars 

Dan: Gemini sun, Gemini moon, Gemini rising, Gemini mercury (jfc Dan has a lot of Gemini in his chart), Leo Venus, and Leo mars 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS 

IT MEANS THAT DAN AND PHIL ARE PERFECTLY COMPATIBLE TOGETHER AND NOTHING IN THEIR CHART IS HOLDING THEM BACK AND WTF THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AND do you even realize what the odds of something like this happening??????

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

This website will never cease to amaze me

Thor: Protector of Lesbians

Pluto Generations

Pluto is the slowest moving planet. It spend anywhere from 10 to 30 years in one sign, and because of this, Pluto influences many of the things we see in entire generations. Pluto tells about life challenges, how week seek out power, and the drastic differences between generations. Find out where Pluto was when you were born and what this did to the generation below. (All the information about the generations comes from the notes I took during a “Generational Differences” class)

Pluto in Cancer: 26 May 1914 - 14 June 1939

Duration: 26 years

Generation: Traditionalists

How does Pluto in Cancer affect the Traditionalists?

Cancer is known for being a traditional sign, so having Pluto in Cancer during a generation called “The Traditionalists” is no coincidence. This generation is known to be extremely conservative and hold family values high. Cancer in Pluto has influenced people to be very loving and caring towards their families and close friends. They may not be logical thinkers, but they understand the depth of things. It is difficult for Cancer in Pluto to deal with any change. (Once again, The Traditionalists). They expect young people to be their definition of respectful which means being disciplined and understanding. They find it hard to let go of their traditional values (For example, a man must marry a woman and vice versa), so conflict between this generation and Millennials (who’s Pluto in Libra and Scorpio influences them to fight for justice and equality) is expected.

Pluto in Leo: 14 June 1939 - 19 August 1957

Duration: 19 years

Generation: Late Traditionalists (1939-1946) and Baby Boomers

How does Pluto in Leo affect the Baby Boomers?

Leo is a fire sign, and know for being competitive, yet optimistic. The Baby Boomers are known for going after what they want, specifically in the work force. They believe teamwork and optimism are important. Pluto in Leo is optimistic and a great leader. The placement of Pluto in Leo influenced this generation to be very enthusiastic and risky. Pluto in Leo is are much more creative and colorful (color television began in the 1940s, how ‘bout that?) people than Pluto in Cancer, so conflict between these two groups is expected. They don’t stand for people who are constantly negative and will surely point it out when you’re being that pessimistic.

(Here’s where the dates get crazy)

Pluto in Virgo: 19 August 1957 - 5 October 1971, 17 April 1972 - 30 July 1972

Duration: 15 years and the months between Libra

Generation: Late Baby Boomers (1957-1965) and Early Generation X (also Generation Jones) 

How does Pluto in Virgo affect the Gen Xers?

Gen Xers were a very independent group. They also became very skeptical about things and felt the need to analyze for themselves. Having Pluto in Virgo, a very analytical and logical sign, definitely influenced this thinking. They value a work life balance, and are great at organizing ways to do this. This new value and interest in work can be seen because now both parents in household were working, despite this, they didn’t hold much value in their careers. To them, it may be “just a job”. They can be very conservative, but nowhere near as much as the Traditionalists. They value honesty and believe that one earns respect. They can be critical towards others, but also hate criticism. Millennials and early Gen Z people tend to notice this hypocritical nature, especially when Baby Boomers and Gen Xers are criticizing them. Virgo and Capricorn are very compatible, so there is a chance that late Baby Boomers and early Gen Xers will get along with the Gen Zers. The relationship for those Virgo x Capricorn will most likely be parent (who had children late in life) to child, and sometimes be young grandparents to child.

Pluto in Libra: 5 October 1971 - 17 April 1972, 30 July 1972 - 5 November 1983, 18 May 1984 - 27 August 1984

Duration: The few months between Virgo, 12 years, and 4 months the following year

Generation: Late Gen X (1971-1980) and Early Millennials (1980-1984)

How does Pluto in Libra affect this time?

 Pluto was in Libra in the middle of two widely different generations. It’s much harder to see the similar affect Pluto in Libra had on these generations. This placements influences people to want to explore and understand the world. It also influences people to want to create harmony and justice within the world. This is very obvious to see in  Millennials, as many of them identify as feminists, fight for racial equality, and fight for LGBT+ rights, however this is less obvious for the Late Gen Xers. They were growing up with the early Gen Xers who had Pluto in Virgo. Pluto in Libra influences the Late Gen Xers to compromise with the Early Gen Xers who uphold their own values. Those born between 1971 and 1980 are what I like to call “Millennial Xers.” These “Millennial Xers” allowed for the Pluto in Virgo values to rule their life. However, now that Millennials are in their 20s and 30s and beginning to enter the world, these “Millennial Xers” are expressing their Pluto in Libra influences much more.

Pluto in Scorpio: 5 November 1983 - 18 May 1984, 27 August 1984 - 17 January 1995, 21 April 1995 - 10 November 1995

Duration: The few months between Libra, 12 years, and 8 months later that last year

Generation: Millennials! (also Generation Y)

How does Pluto in Scorpio affect the Millennials?

The Millennials are all about diversity and technology. Pluto in Scorpio has influenced these individuals to be intense and have strong emotions. They fight for human rights and have a talent for helping those that are considered different become accepted. They focus their mind on more taboo things such as sex, the occult, death, and the mind. They try to remain positive, but definitely focus on darker things. Because of this, there may be conflict between these Millennials and Baby Boomers who value positivity and lighter topics. Pluto in Scorpio are strong people who question all the rules, and can gain much power if they try to. Having Pluto in Scorpio can explain the interest that Millennials have in sex and taboo things (like astrology!).

Pluto in Sagittarius: 17 January 1995 - 20 April 1995, 10 November 1995 - 27 January 2008, 13 June 2008 - 26 November 2008

Duration: The few months between Scorpio, 14 years, and 6 months later that last year

Generation: Late Millennials (1995-1999) and Early Generation Z (2000-2008)

How does Pluto in Sagittarius affect the Early Gen Zers?

I’m very very excited about this one, because, boy, does it explain A LOT. Having Pluto in Sagittarius influences people to be blunt and expressive. They want to be the center of attention and can be extremely impatient. They have this optimistic belief that they can do anything they set their mind to. All things that the young people in the world now have been known to do. They value freedom and want to find this for other people who don’t have it (EQUALITY!). They don’t conform, are bold, and free-thinking. They think on a global scale now and want to explore the world and history (may explain their interest in old things: vinyls, comic books, etc). They are less likely to believe in religions and may even create their own. Why do Millennials not get along with their elders? First, Cancer and Virgo are two of the least compatible signs of Sagittarius. To refresh your memory, this means the Traditionalists, Late Baby Boomers, and early Gen Xers are very incompatible with Millennials. Yet, Millennials are the stronger and more expressive ones who are willing to fight back when someone questions them.

Pluto in Capricorn: 28 January 2008 - 13 June 2008, 26 November 2008 - 20 January 2024

Duration: The few months between Sagittarius, and 17 years

Generation: Late Generation Z (2008-2024)

How will Pluto in Capricorn affect the Late Gen Zers?

We’re not really sure how this group of people act right now, as the oldest ones are only 8 years old (as of 2016) and the majority have yet to be born. Having Pluto in Capricorn should affect this generation to be patient yet ambitious. This will be very different from the previous generation who’s almost never patient. The older generations who shame Millennials often are less likely to shame those with Pluto in Capricorn. They are organizers who want to create structure among the chaos. Last time Pluto was in Capricorn was during the American Revolution, where structure in the chaos paid off greatly. These people want to create order and know that persistence pays off. They are likely to be great politicians, which is good news for those living in America right now during this very odd presidential election, but also for the rest of the world which seems like it’s just going farther and farther downhill. We put a lot of hope and faith into this generation to make the world better, and with Pluto in Capricorn, they may just succeed.

The more years go by the sadder this post get