Wine Bottle

Wine bottle

My mom accidentally dropped a bottle of wine, after that she came to me.

Mom: „Look, this is a good bottle, stable and well-built“

Me: „I wish my life would be that stable and well-built”

She laughed at me. Like literally laughed, thanks mom; thanks.

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7 years ago

Life is weird

Sometimes I wonder why all shit that we have to deal with is either irrelevant or not relevant enough.

We have so many problems, but when teenagers talk about t it’s like „You have a good life you don’t have to worry about a thing“

But when we have a bad grade we get shit about it, but as soon as we talk about it’s irrelevant and nothing we should worry about that much.

But when we talk about politics and try to understand world wide crises we are to young and shouldn’t worry about it but about school

Please just decide, shall we have a voice about this stuff, or shall we bitch about school or is it annoying too?


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5 years ago

True tho

i mean to be fair we kinda don't deserve content anyway

4 years ago
Goth Hoes Are The Baddest Hoes...

Goth hoes are the baddest hoes...

6 years ago

Life I guess?

I fucking hate my family rn, my grandma is a bitch who destroys everyone’s life. My aunt is an alcohol addict and doesn’t care about anyone, my brother has a aggression problem and hurt my mom really bad, and my stepfather is a mix between my mom and my grandma.

Also we’re not talking about my biological father cuz just nope.

And to top this, my mom has depressions and is having a bad week taking all out on me.

How do I cope with it? Well guys, I grew some balls (imaginary ones cuz I’m a girl) and just don’t bitch about it, sure I have bad days too but it’s 2018 bitch we deal with our problems.


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5 years ago

dogs are so pure

5 years ago

My stepfather is a doctor and his opinion is „many of those would be healthier if they wouldnt be so fat“ i asked him „well whats about an illnes that makes you overweight, like if you have to take medication and thats what makes you gain weight“ he had the guts to say „Well maybe then they should do more sport so they wouldnt have gotten ill in the first place“

O M F G

Radical idea: Doctors should give fat patients the same amount of care and thought they would give to thin patients.

5 years ago

Ugh it is, you know I live my lif elike this right now, I would like to be a teacher, but I dont wanna study, so I will finish my apprenticeship and then first of all go to Africa, after that I might work part time and start working on becoming a teacher. Or Ill just stay in Africa if I do like it there.

I'm kind of really not on board with spending the rest of my life in an office

like, the idea of waking up at 6 every day, working from 8 to 17 and then going home just to have dinner and go to bed, and occasionally taking a week off to take a vacation??? I hate it. That's not how I wanna live my life. It sound ask suffocating and I have no idea how I could ever be happy like that.

6 years ago

Studying

Today I decided to study for my driving license.

Turns out that it’s not different from studying for school and after 2 question I suddenly had a clean room, showered and even changed my bedsheets. What a surprise, right?


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