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The more years go by the sadder this post get

“This little baby deer got so scared crossing the road from seeing the car approaching, it dropped down in the middle of the road and wouldn’t move. After stopping and turning the car off to help them calm down, the mama deer cautiously came to the rescue.“

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This is awesome

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

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Capricorn Gryffindor

Out of curiosity people, I’m conducting a survey:

Reblog this and tag your star sign and hogwarts house

I’m a Sagittarius Slytherin

“I didn’t want you to leave… Just once more… I wanted to love you”. Let’s continue with Aomine audios, I bet you waited for them for a long time! This is a bit love troubled one, with happy ending though; you came back, though he let you go wishing you the best, never telling before he wanted nothing more than you to stay. Please use headphones! You miss the high quality of this audio otherwise. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- This is from drama CD “Fantasy Kareshi vol. 2”

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How Queer people type

• several spelling errors

• CAPS LOCK

• LGKDSJNANEIFJR

• ??!!?!?!?!!

• ???

•Swearing like a motherfucking salior

• a superfluous amount of ‘bro’

Artist backed by Gerard Way to release new book to honor Mental Health Awareness Month - News - Alternative Press

“As someone who has had my own struggles with mental illness and addiction, 31 Days In May by Derek Hess is exactly what is needed right now—art that explores these experiences, and shows us something human inside,“ Gerard Way explains. “The very real struggle, the crushing weight—portrayed fearlessly and with Derek’s usual brand of visceral art. A must view and a must read, and a work that will continue the much-needed discussion about mental health.” (Read the full article here)

GOM+Kagami reacting to their so's sending dirty pics/sexting on their phones. Defiantly leading to nsfw things

Akashi: He’d quietly put his phone away and continue his business. He’d make things move quickly, claiming to have an appointment he had to attend. After he is done, he’d quickly head to his s/o’s house just to show them what he had to put up with. “You seemed to be eager to see me today” he’d say as he tugged off the tie around his neck. “Now I get to show you how eager I am to see you”.

Aomine: At first he’d have little interest with what was a new text. The sight of you in a compromising position, partially nude, excited him. Feeling a bit challenged, Aomine would respond with his own pictures. Round 1: abs, Round 2: pelvic area, Round 3: his dick and Round 4: he’d come to your place. “Man you know just how to rile me up” he wouldn’t even give you a chance to explain yourself.

Kise: He’d save the pictures in his phone for future use. If he wasn’t in public, he would retaliate with his own pictures. Assuming he’s busy, he’d call you. “___-cchi! I got a boner from your sexy body!” he’d whine into the phone, jacking off all the while. “____-cchi owes me that sweet voice when we do it” he’d sigh into the phone. You would pick up on what he was doing and would feel yourself become aroused. “Hey don’t be selfish ___-cchi, I want to hear how good you feel too~”.

Kuroko: Remaining calm, he’d make sure no one was around his phone as he saved the pictures. He’d reply with “I’m coming” and head to your house. Each pic you sent on the way was retaliated with a picture of Kuroko on his way. The final picture would be him outside your door. “___, I’m here” he would text with restless fingers. As soon as you open the door it would be over. Kuroko would pull you into a tight hug, pressing his erection into you.

Midorima: “Stop it” Midorima’s face would turn red as he tried to convince you to cease sending him the pictures. To his dismay, you continued to send pictures of yourself. The final straw was the “make me” that accompanied you taking a picture of you bare ass. “Fine, expect a long punishment” Mirodima wouldn’t answer your provocative responses. The sound of your doorbell made your heart race. As you greeted him, the sounds of handcuffs locking hit your ears. “My lucky item of the day was necessary after all” he smirked as the color drained from your face.

Murasakibara: He’d scroll through the pictures until feeling himself getting aroused. He’d reply with a “___-chin stop or come over” and wait. If you persisted, he’d call and tell you about his hard on. Either way he’d press for you to come to his place. Once you showed up, Murasakibara would take you to his room and lock the door. From there, it was relaxed sex until dinner time. Your excuse was a study date.

Kagami: At first he’d be alarmed at the sudden texts. He’d make sure no one was around to see the pictures before replying with his flustered reaction. If you persisted, he’d reply with “Should I come over?” or something suggesting the same. Either way he’d show up at your  doorstep with an anxious frown. “If you wanted to have sex, all you had to do was ask” he’d growl in frustration before taking you to your room.

Omg i am always so imsecure about that because i have an accent and most of the times i have read the words, know what they mean but mispronounce them because i never heard them. Like hypocrite i always said it like hay-po-crait

look man im a native english speaker and i’ve been mispronouncing a crap ton of words because i never looked up the pronunciation for any of them but if you make fun of how a foreigner pronounces an english word either because of their accent or having never heard that word before i will fucking fight you because english has shitty pronunciation rules and none of them make sense fuck off

I didnt know i needed to hear this, i tried to have sex last weekend but it didnt turn out well.

Thank godness for the guy who i was with for not making it awkward and not saying anything.

Shoutout to people who aren’t merely disinterested in sex, but are actually terrified of it

Your fears are valid and you should not let that stop you from being the wonderful, beautiful person you are

Your fears are valid and you should not be ashamed of it, no matter what anyone else says