You Go Down Just Like Holy Mary, Mary On A Cross;

Mystery kids vs Mickey Mouse

Lili: Okay. How do you take out an evil dictator?

Norman: We… Cut off their resources?

Lili: *Writes that down* Okay, that’s good. What are Mickey’s resources?

Wybie: His long-time fans, influence over young girls who enjoy princesses, his cruise ships, game shows, Marvel and Star Wars geeks, and Fox.

Lili: Fox?

Wybie: Fox. I don’t even think they can curse anymore.

Lili: … Okay, we need to take this bastard out right now!

Raz: Let’s just shoot him!

Dipper: You think it’s that easy? No, he’ll just come back stronger than ever. We need to get rid of him the same way they did Walt Disney.

Mystery Kids: …

Coraline: No… No, that’s just a myth.

Mabel: We’ve been on the inside long enough to know that it’s not a myth. Walt Disney’s body is being preserved in his statue.

Coraline: So we’re really gonna freeze Mickey?

Dipper: It’s our only option! We need to get rid of him permanently.

Neil: How would we even do it?

Dipper: The company wants to look progressive in order to erase the… Ugliness back when Disney was still new.

Wybie: You mean like that movie with the rabbit who was just a metaphor for slavery?

Dipper: Yeah, that’s the one.

Wybie: And the deleted scene with the black centaur girl?

Dipper: Yes.

Wybie: And the crows?

Dipper: That too.

Wybie: Those Siamese cats, romanticizing Pocahontas and John Smith, What Made the Red Man Red?

Dipper: Yes, all of that. Well, I say we do something a little drastic.

Neil: You mean we find those lost tapes and threaten to air them unless Mickey comes here to “meet our demands” and that’s when we freeze him?

Mystery Kids: …

Dipper: … Y-yeah, basically. Let’s go find those tapes.

Of bird feathers and unicorn blood fan-made trailer

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(The scene opens with the sea as a bullet glazes bird boy he falls into the ocean he tries to get to the surface but the storm carries him away as laughter is heard)

narrator “do you ever wonder what if?”

(dinky sandra and little fox’s boat crashes they wash up on shore and call out for birdboy)

sandra” dinky…I think his gone “

dinky “no”

(Sandra and little fox are seen hugging dinky)

(The scene changes to the magical forest as Maria is seen drinking from a stream she looks up and sees birdboy’s unconscious body)

(Birdboy is seen getting his wound treated and is then seen taking to Maria)

Maria” my name is Maria what’s your name?”

birdboy”….birdboy”

(The scene changes to dinky who is sleeping and dreaming)

birdboy”I’m not from here “

(Dinky is seen sleeping on a flowerbed she wakes and looks around)

dinky” where am I? Hello”

(She sees a light and runs after it)

dinky “wait come back!”

(Dinky cases the light but soon she sees birdboy)

dinky “birdboy!”

(Birdboy ignores her and looks at something)

dinky “birdboy?”

(The monster comes out of nowhere roars and eats birdboy it then looks at dinky)

monster”dinky”

(Dinky screams as she wakes up in a cold sweat)

???”dinky?”

(Jump cut to dinky looking tired as Sandra tries to get her attention)

(The magical forest is seen again as birdboy and Maria walk birdboy looks stressed as his demon comes out)

sandra”dreams again?”

dinky “no this time it was more of a nightmare a monster came this time and birdboy was there to “

(Birdboy startes to fall behind)

little fox” dinky I think this could mean something “

dinky”it feels like something is telling me that birdboy is out there alive and with his demon”

(Birdboy is seen covering his face as Maria approaches him with concern)

Maria” birdboy are ok what’s wrong are you hurt?”

(Birdboy says nothing)

Maria”please let me help you “

dinky”I can feel it”

sandra”dinky theos are just dreams “

(Birdboy backs away from Maria)

birdboy “s-stay away please !”

Maria”birdboy? What are you”

(Birdboy runs away from Maria)

Maria”birdboy!”

(Maria cases after him)

Maria”birdboy come back please!”

(Birdboy disappears in the forest)

Maria “birdboy!….where are you?”

(Birdboy is seen walking to the camp and passes out in front of the camp’s entrance where gordi finds him)

(The scene cuts back to the trio in the labbrey looking for a book little fox finds it birdboy is seen waking up in a bed he looks around and sees a doctor treating his wounded arm)

(Gordi is shown showing birdboy around enchdoing him to the other teddy bears)

arandanos”gordi were did find him?”

pandi”his feathers are so soft “

Mimosin “his so small “

(Azulin and birdboy are seen sitting on bench)

birdboy “i know what it’s like”

azulin” hmm?”

birdboy “to have a demon inside of you “

(Birdboy’s demon is seen)

(Jump cuts back to the trio in their clubhouse as little fox looks over the pages he stops and shows it to dinky)

Little fox”is this it dinky?

(Dinky looks closely at the page and gasp)

dinky “it..it can’t be it’s the place from my dreams”

sandra”really dinky that can be true that place is just as bad as here there’s no way “

dinky”no it is the same place I know it is his there we have to go there birdboy is alive”

(Dinky runs and climes down the ladder as Sandra and little fox chase after her dinky is seen packing up her things)

Sandra “dinky you can’t be serious that place is dangerous and that so called profecy they'll think your trying to be the chosen one"

little fox”huh profacy?”

Sandra” the teddy bears there believed that the unicorns were evil”

little fox” why would they think that?

sandra" well i don't known for sure but i heard that the unicorns took the forest from the teddy bears"

(dinky is seen heading to the magical forest as sandra and little fox try to stop her)

sandra" You are going to get yourself killed!"

little fox" please don't go dinky we already survived the forgotten children"

(one of the twins is seen approaching birdboy as his demon tries to come out birdboy runs away and is seen curled up into a ball and crys as gordi tries to confrert him)

dinky “you both don’t have to come with me but please let me try I need to know if his out there “

(padre walks torweds birdboy birdboy backs away)

padre" clam yourself child i will not harm you"

(Azulin , pandi , coco and Caricias look through birdboy’s bag and found the glowing acorns)

azulin”what are these ?”

(Padre is seen looking at the acorns)

padre” young man why do you have these?”

(Jump cuts to birdboy talking to azulin and gordi as birdboy covers his eyes)

birdboy “I’m sorry (sobs) I’m sorry I didn’t mean it “

(Birdboy is swapping his claws at padre and then the twins)

gordi” birdboy why did you do that?”

(Birdboy hyperventiles and backs away)

(Dinky is seen walking to the magical forest as Sandra and little fox follow after)

(Birdboy is seen as his teeth grow sharp as azulin walks up to him)

azulin”what is wrong with you?”

gordi “please birdboy let us help you”

(Birdboy shacks his head no as birdboy backs away azulin walks up to him)

azulin” signs) we can’t help you if you keep quiet “

(Birdboy then runs away )

azulin” hey get back here!”

(Gordi cashes after him)

Gordi “birdboy wait come back please!”

(Birdboy then flys away)

(The teddy bears come out to see what happened)

dinky”this looks a nice place to rest”

(Dinky sandra and little fox are seen sleeping )

coco”today’s the big day”

(The general startes his speech)

(Dinky sandra and little fox are seen in the small village talking to some of the teddy bears)

(The teddy bears are seen with their loved one’s before they go dinky runs in front of the crowd)

dinky “wait take us with you!”

(Jump cut the teddy bears ,dinky, sandra and little fox are seen in the forest but a shadowy rat like figure watches them from a far)

rat” aah to think I thought you were all gone you and unicorns (cackles ) such sweet yet sorry young souls you are all of you”

(Birdboy is flying over the forest and Lands as he looks around Unaware that someone is watching him )

Sandra “dinky has been having these weird dreams lately “

(Sandra is seen with little fox talking to gordi it’s nighttime)

dinky “please you have to help us find him “

(It’s morning and everyone counties the journey a twig is heard snapping and the group looks around and sees nothing but the rat makes himself known)

rat”hello my friends “

(The teddy bears ready their weapons but the rat dogeues them)

rat” come now there’s no need to be so rude and hostile “

(Azulin try’s to stab him but the rat grabs his hand with his tail and throws him to the ground)

rat” it is no use little bears I have not come to fight at lest not yet”

(Caricias takes out his knife)

Caricias “who are you!?”

(The rat just laughs and takes out a smoke screen)

rat”that is my secret “

(He throws the smoke screen)

(The rat is seen talking to a rabbit)

Rat”have you found him?”

rabbit”yes but he got away “

rat”heheh no matter the plan will still work out in the end”

(The teddy bears are seen eating the caterpillars and the Mimosin twins wander off they get separated)

Mimosin “ little brother!”

Mimosin “little brother where are you?”

(The ‘monster caterpillar’ appears but before Mimosin can do anything someone hits him in the back of the head knocking him out)

(The next day everyone wakes up and notices that the twins are missing they start looking for them )

(the raindrop falls from leaf to leaf and then into a pool of blood)

(the rat and the rabbit are seen killing a unicorn)

(they are then seen walking to their hideout where the twins are bound and gagged and scared as they watch the rat and the rabbit gather items the rat pulls out a wooden box)

rat" I never thought I'd have to use this again"

(dinky sandra and little Fox and the teddy bears are seen walking through the forest)

rabbit" and what might that be?"

(they find the lone owls)

sandra"Oh my gosh"

gordi" No please no"

dinky" How did this happen?"

(pandi and sorisas look at the corpes's)

pandi "What did this to them?"

(Little fox cry’s as Sandra tries to confront him Caricias holds up a skull and cries)

Caricias “we’re going to die “

(Birdboy in his demon form is seen flying)

padre”the unicorns my children the beasts have no mercy “

little fox”no that’s not true!”

(Gordi is seen picking up a feather and shows it to dinky )

gordi “dinky do you think? This is his?”

dinky” yes he was here”

(Maria is seen talking to her mother)

Maria’s mother “we come from nature and we must protect the forest and help those who help Mother Nature “

Maria” mom birdboy where is he where is he from is he ok?”

(Birdboy is seen alone looking at the his reflection as Maria’s mother appoeches him)

Maria’s mother “ he is well Maria but Maria there is something you must know “

Maria” what is it?”

(Birdboy swipes his claws at Maria’s mother )

Maria’s mother “he has a demon inside “

(Maria’s mother manages to calm him down )

Maria “what but how?”

Maria’s mother “we all have demons Maria some just roar louder than others “

(Maria’s mother is talking to birdboy as he watches her bring life back to the forest)

(The teddy bears ready there weapons but dinky Sandra and little fox sees birdboy with her )

dinky “birdboy!”

Sandra “his alive?”

little fox”your ok!”

(Before they can do anything the arrows get shot into Maria’s mother)

rat”now now attack now fool!”

(The rabbit the rat who is wearing a white rosé petal around his neck shines and glows attacks both the teddy bears and Maria’s mother as she tries to protect birdboy )

little fox” stop you’re hurting them!”

dinky “they’re not doing anything wrong!”

Maria’s mother “run birdboy!”

(Birdboy in his demon form fly’s away as the rat gives a silent order to the rabbit to go after him)

rat “you must give up now”

(The rat stabs Maria’s mother and knocks out padre as the kids azulin gordi and coco get away as the other teddy bears laid unconscious)

(Birdboy is seen crashing into the ground as the rabbit approaches him as he turns back to normal)

rat” you have no reason to fear me birdboy for I too have a demon inside “

(Birdboy is tied up looking fearfully at the rat)

(Dinky and little fox are trying to clean coco’s wounds)

gordi”what do we do now?”

dinky “we have to find that rat”

(Azulin appoerches coco but Sandra blocks his way)

(Dinky Sandra little fox azulin and seen running as a shadowy figure appoeresch coco)

dinky “we don’t know who he is but wants you guys and the unicorns “

Sandra “or what he has against us”

(The rat is seen dragging coco to his hideout)

rat”I have be on the run for so long and trying to find you teddy bears and unicorns “

(Sandra is seen trying to strangle azulin as gordi tries to stop her)

(Dinky Sandra little fox and gordi are seen around a campfire as gordi cooks a frog”

little fox”these berries are delicious “

(The rat I seen talking to azulin)

rat”you may think that we are the same but unlike you little cub I never regret “

(Dinky is seen with Maria and her friend)

dinky “you know birdboy?”

(Azulin attacks them but dinky tries to stop him)

dinky”stop!”

(Maria’s friend runs at azulin and throws him off the cliff)

Wonder what are they looking for?

More info on the AU I want to make

After the human (Edby is their name), received the gift of the purple crown from the lamb, they offered to join the lamb on a crusade, witch they acepted. And during the crusade, Edby realized that the lands of the old fate were very f'ed up since the lamb had killed the bishops. And they wanted to fix it, so after asking Narinder about this sort of thing (this is post game), they tryed to resurect Leshy the youngest of the bishops, and almost died in the proces when the lamb see's what is going on (the lamb did not know about any of this until now) and saved Edby. Evan though they were almost out cold, the ritual was a succes, and Leshy was resurected (much smaller then he was before though, just the slightest bit taller then a averge follower). Fortunetly, Edby was able to explane what they did and why so a fight did't start. And after a little bit of convincing, Leshy was on board. Also I finaly named it, This will be called "The Second Chance" AU

Crowns (fragment)

Now that you know Crowns and their characters, I can show you one of my favourite fragments. As a follower, Narinder persists in trying to regain power and, well… Lamb was predicted by most of them.

About Crowns: part 1 part 2

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Vol. 3, chapter 1: "Crowns"

Narinder was lying on the ground, as they expected. He wasn't breathing. Lamb glanced at the Crowns, but these were motionless. Their eyes stared blindly into space as if in fact they were just sculptures. Then Lamb looked over the followers. Someone was clearly wanting vomiting when he noticed the dead body.

Lamb raised a hand to their forehead and rubbed the space between their eyes. Then they sharply looked up.

"Everyone... get out," they growled at the followers, and they obediently began to gather.

"Shall we... take the body, leader?" one of the marauders asked hesitantly.

"I don't see a body here to take somewhere," said the Lamb coldly. "I see a follower sleeping on the grass."

"But..."

A look in the Lamb's eyes told the overzealous one: that any moment - and he and the new follower would switch places. He hurried away from this place. Lamb, having made sure that they were all obediently far from there, turned an angry glare at the Crowns.

"What were you not supposed to do?!" he exclaimed mentally, and this was redirected to the Crowns as a very loud scream by Red Crown. The artifacts of power twitched. If they had lips, they probably would have grimaced.

"We were supposed to stop him from reaching for us," Yellow Crown announced almost aggressively.

"You weren't supposed to kill him!"

"We didn't kill him," she replied. After a while it added. "He died himself. After a while."

Lamb was rubbed at the bridge of its nose again. "Cause of death?" they asked to Red Crown.

“It seems like a large electric charge has burned his internal organs."

"Blue, do you know anything about large electric charges?"

"I didn't do anything!" Blue Crown defended himself almost desperately. His domain was the broadly understood arts, including magic and science.

"Yeah... because you are too much of a coward and you are afraid of Narinder, even in this flawed form," Yellow sneered contemptuously. "It's not him, Lamb."

Lamb directed their gaze to the Green Crown. Their domain was chaos and wild forces of nature. This one tried to look as innocent as possible. Lamb's eyes narrowed. "Yes?"

They was still silent. The rest of the Crowns glanced at it curiously.

"Okay! Maybe I exaggerated", Green finally grunted. "But he was already putting his dirty hands on me! I reacted instinctively... You could have hidden us," they said accusingly to Lamb. "Or at least apply a protection spell."

"No. He had to learn a lesson. Though I hadn't planned that his lesson would bring him to Limbo so soon." Lamb sighed deeply, then bent over the body. "Stupid cat... He could at least try to pretend that he is not planning this..."

"By the way, Lamb..." Yellow Crown's voice sounded sweet. "Why don't you just give him a moment... Let him sit in the world below, I'm sure the rest of the family are very happy about this unexpected visit and..."

"Narinder doesn't go to Hell for the gods..." Lamb announced coldly, focusing. "After his death, he lands in Limbo, chained, with chains I created for him out of faith and suffering of the followers of particular domains."

The Crowns were amazed. They exchanged slightly nervous and partly surprised or even terrified glances. Only Purple didn't look surprised, but only sighed heavily.

"You created... chains?" Yellow repeated.

"Yes. And Limbo inside the Limbo. You know... such a Limbo through which souls cannot pass on the way to hell..."

"Wait... you have created a place where Narinder is genuinely all alone and in addition chained with chains through which flows the suffering of all beings in all domains?"

They looked at them. They raised an eyebrow as if saying "what, am I indistinctly speaking?" For the first time, something strange appeared in Crown's eyes - something like fear, and in part even respect. If the Yellow Crown had a mouth, she would have whistled in awe. Blue seemed to be incredulous.

"It's... so cruel," he said. "I don't think even Heket would do something like this..."

"Right," said Yellow. And then she became a little worried. "But maybe..."

"Get him out of there!" Green Crown almost demanded. They seemed nervous. "If I had known I'd send him there... Even he doesn't deserve something like that! In fact, even if he touched me and picked me up, I would just refuse to cooperate. I didn't know he was landing in Limbo! Bring him back!"

"And you think what am I trying to do!" snapped Lamb. "You're distracting me! Shut up now!"

They closed their eyes, placing a hand on the dead cat's chest. Then they lifted it slightly, opening eyes. A light appeared in them, as well as between his hooves on the tips of his fingers and the dead cat's chest. The light in his eyes, however, soon turned red, and blood began to trickle from them down his cheeks, dripping onto the ground, as always with stronger spells and rituals. Narinder's body shuddered and lifted slightly into the air. Then it hit the ground violently - and the cat took a sharp breath, as if he were a shipwrecked man who had just been successfully resuscitated. He jumped up with fear in his eyes.

For a moment he looked genuinely terrified. He clearly didn't know where he was, his hands clenched into fists as if they were handcuffed. After a moment he saw the Lamb, his stern expression. The light in their eyes dimmed, and the cat saw an angry glare. Narinder glanced sideways at the Crowns. He swallowed.

"Oh-oh…" he said, then dropped to the grass. "Can I ask you for one more lightning..."

"Oh no!" growled Lamb, getting up. They grabbed his robe, pulling him to his feet. Narinder was surprised - he hadn't thought Lamb was so strong before. It mean, he knew they had great power, but he didn't think that physically, without using spells, they could lift him almost effortlessly. "What was that, Nari?"

The cat shrugged. "You can't be angry I tried," he grumbled. "You told me yourself where the crowns are. You haven't hidden them since then. I had to try. But those damn hats don't seem to like me," he growled.

"Are you surprised?" Lamb snorted. "You ordered the killing of their owners, and before that you mutilated them."

"Well... yes, but now they are no longer associated with them..."

He looked at Crowns. He had a strange feeling that they were making fun of him. Lamb, who was still hearing what the Crowns said and how they acted, narrowed their eyes.

"Yeah, you entertain them," they snorted. "And now you're coming with me."

With those words, they moved forward. The cat didn't move, standing there staring with undisguised hatred at the Crowns. Lamb waved their hand in the air and snapped their finger - and Narinder suddenly felt as if someone had kicked him. He was surprised, but after a moment's hesitation he followed the cult leader, growling curses under his breath.

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Tom 3, rozdział 1: "Korony"

Na ziemi, jak się spodziewało, leżał Narinder. Nie oddychał. Jego ciemnoszare futro wyglądało na nieruszone, oczy były zamknięte, wszystkie trzy. Jagnię rzuciło spojrzenie na Korony, ale te były nieruchome. Ich oczy patrzyły ślepo w przestrzeń, jakby faktycznie były tylko rzeźbami. Potem Jagnię potoczyło wzrokiem po wyznawcach. Komuś wyraźnie zbierało się na wymioty, gdy dostrzegł martwe ciało.

Jagnię uniosło dłoń do czoła i pomasowało przestrzeń między oczami. Potem gwałtownie podniosło głowę.

- Wszyscy... wynocha - warknęło na wyznawców, a ci posłusznie zaczęli się zbierać.

- Czy... mamy uprzątnąć ciało, liderze? - zapytał niepewnie jeden z maruderów.

- Ja nie widzę tutaj ciała do uprzątnięcia - stwierdziło chłodno Jagnię. - Widzę tu wyznawcę, który śpi na trawie.

- Ale...

Spojrzenie w oczy Jagnięcia powiedziało nadgorliwcowi, że lada moment, a on i nowy wyznawca zamienią się miejscami. Pospiesznie oddalił się z tego miejsca. Jagnię natomiast, upewniwszy się, że wszyscy posłusznie znaleźli się daleko od tego miejsca, zwróciło wściekłe spojrzenie na Korony.

- Czego miałyście nie robić?! - zawołał w myślach, a to zostało przekierowane do Koron jako bardzo głośny krzyk przez Czerwoną Koronę. Artefakty mocy drgnęły. Gdyby miały usta, pewnie by się skrzywiły.

- Miałyśmy nie pozwolić mu sięgnąć po nas - oznajmiła niemal zaczepnie Żółta Korona.

- Miałyście go nie zabijać!

- Nie zabiłyśmy - odparła. Po chwili dorzuciła. - Sam umarł. Po chwili.

Jagnię znów pomasowało nasadę nosa.

- Przyczyna zgonu? - rzuciło do Czerwonej Korony.

- Zdaje się, że spory ładunek elektryczny spalił mu wewnętrzne narządy.

- Niebieski, wiesz coś może o potężnych ładunkach elektrycznych?

- Nic nie zrobiłem! - broniła się niemal rozpaczliwie Niebieska Korona. Jej domeną była szeroko pojęta sztuka, w tym magia i nauka.

- Ta... bo jesteś zbyt wielkim tchórzem i boisz się Narindera, nawet w tej ułomnej postaci - prychnęła pogardliwie Żółta. - To nie on, Jagnię.

Jagnię skierowało spojrzenie na Zieloną Koronę. Jej domeną był chaos i dzikie siły natury. Starała się teraz wyglądać możliwie najniewinniej. Zmrużyło oczy.

- Słucham?

Nadal milczała. Pozostałe Korony zerkały w jej stronę zaciekawione.

- No, dobra! Może przesadziłom - burknęła wreszcie. - Ale już kładł na mnie te swoje brudne łapy! Zareagowałom instynktownie... Mogłeś nas ukryć - rzuciła oskarżycielsko do Jagnięcia. - Albo chociaż nałożyć zaklęcie ochronne.

- Nie. Musiał dostać nauczkę. Choć nie planowałom, że tak szybko jego nauczka sprowadzi go do Limbo. - Jagnię westchnęło głęboko, a potem pochyliło się nad ciałem. - Durny kot... Mógł chociaż spróbować udawać, że tego nie planuje...

- Swoją drogą, Jagnię... - głos Żółtej Korony zabrzmiał słodyczą. - Może daj mu jeszcze chwilę... Niech sobie posiedzi na dole, jestem pewna, że pozostała część rodziny bardzo się cieszy z tej nieoczekiwanej wizyty i...

- Narinder nie trafia do piekła dla bogów... - oznajmiło chłodno Jagnię, skupiając się. - Po śmierci ląduje w Limbo, zakuty w łańcuchy, które dla niego stworzyłem z wiary i cierpienia wyznawców poszczególnych domen.

Korony zdumiały się. Wymieniły lekko nerwowe, a po części zdziwione lub nawet przerażone spojrzenia. Jedynie Fioletowa nie wyglądała na zdziwioną, a jedynie ciężko westchnęła.

- Stworzyłeś... łańcuchy? - powtórzyła Żółta.

- Tak. I Limbo wewnątrz Limba. Wiecie... takie Limbo, przez które nie przechodzą dusze w drodze do piekła...

- Zaraz... stworzyłeś miejsce, w którym autentycznie Narinder jest całkiem sam i w dodatku skuty łańcuchami, przez które przepływa cierpienie wszystkich istot we wszystkich domenach?

Popatrzyło na nie. Uniosło brew, jakby mówiło "a co, niewyraźnie mówię?". Po raz pierwszy w oczach Koron pojawiło się coś dziwnego - coś jakby lęk, a po części nawet szacunek. Gdyby Żółta Korona miała usta, zagwizdałaby z podziwiem. Niebieska zdawała się niedowierzać.

- To... takie okrutne - oznajmiła. - Chyba nawet Heket nie zdobyłaby się na coś takiego...

- Prawda - zgodziła się Żółta. A potem lekko zaniepokoiła się. - To może jednak...

- Wyciągnij go stamtąd! - niemal zażądała Zielona Korona. Wydawała się nerwowa. - Gdybym wiedziało, że tam go poślę... Nawet on nie zasługuje na coś takiego! W gruncie rzeczy, nawet jakby mnie dotknął i podniósł, po prostu odmówiłobym współpracy. Nie wiedziałom, że ląduje w Limbo! Wezwij go!

- A co ja próbuję zrobić! - warknęło Jagnię. - Rozpraszacie mnie! Zamknijcie się wreszcie!

Zamknął oczy, kładąc dłoń na piersi martwego kota. A potem uniósł ją lekko, otwierając ślepia. Pojawiło się w nich światło, podobnie jak między jego kopytkami na końcu palców a piersią zmarłego. Światło w oczach jednak zaraz zasnuło się czerwienią, a krew zaczęła ciurkać z nich po policzkach, kapiąc na ziemię, jak zawsze w przypadku silniejszych zaklęć i rytuałów. Ciało Narindera zadrżało i delikatnie uniosło się w powietrze. Potem gwałtownie uderzyło o ziemię - a kot wziął gwałtowny wdech, jakby był rozbitkiem, na którym właśnie przeprowadzono udane sztuczne oddychanie. Poderwał się ze strachem w oczach.

Przez chwilę wyglądał na autentycznie przerażonego. Wyraźnie nie wiedział, gdzie jest, unosząc zaciśnięte dłonie w pięści, jakby trzymał je skute. Po chwili dostrzegł Jagnię, jego surową minę. Światło w oczach przygasło i kot zauważył wściekłe spojrzenie. Narinder zerknął w bok na korony. Przełknął ślinę.

- O-oł... - rzucił, a potem opadł na trawę. - Poproszę jeszcze raz piorunem.

- O nie! - warknęło Jagnię, podnosząc się. Szarpnęło go za szatę, stawiając na nogi. Narinder zdumiał się - dotąd nie przypuszczał, że jest takie silne. Znaczy, wiedział, że ma wielką moc, ale nie sądził, że fizycznie, bez używania zaklęć, jest w stanie go podźwignąć niemal bez wysiłku. - Co to było, Nari?

Kot wzruszył ramionami.

- Nie możesz mieć żalu, że próbowałem - burknął. - Sam mi powiedziałeś, gdzie są korony. Nie schowałeś ich od tamtego czasu. Musiałem spróbować. Ale te przeklęte czapki chyba mnie nie lubią - warknął.

- A dziwisz się? - prychnęło Jagnię. - Zleciłeś zabicie ich właścicieli, a wcześniej ich okaleczyłeś.

- No... niby tak, ale teraz już nie są z nimi związane...

Zerknął na Korony. Miał dziwne wrażenie, że się z niego nabijają. Jagnię, które nadal słyszało to, co mówiły i jak się zachowywały Korony, zmrużyło oczy.

- Tak, mocno je bawisz - prychnęło. - A teraz idziesz ze mną.

Po tych słowach ruszyło przed siebie. Kot nie drgnął, stojąc w miejscu i patrząc z nieskrywaną nienawiścią na Korony. Jagnię machnęło dłonią w powietrzu i pstryknęło palcem - i Narinder poczuł nagle, jakby ktoś go kopnął. Zdumiał się, ale po chwili wahania ruszył za liderem kultu, powarkując pod nosem przekleństwa.

my most controversial gravity falls take is that it shouldve been mabel helping pacifica with the ghosts in her mansion instead of dipper. i redrew some scenes in hopes people will see the vision :)

ive been working on these pieces for like. two months now (i kept getting distracted) so i also added some early concept art under the cut!!!

Who is your favorite drag queen?

Coraline: RuPaul

Wybie: Bob the Drag Queen

Norman: Vander Von Odd

Neil: Medusa Chaos

Dipper: Dac ExclamationPoint (I met her once)

Mabel: Trixie Mattel

Lili: Dotte Com

Raz: Sasha Velour

Hats

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

The Ink Demonth 2023 - Day 13. Children

Day 13. Children Crossover: Gravity Falls A small collage of photos from a trip of some twins and their friend-guardian Soos to a forgotten, abandoned Studio...

Seriously, I would watch a crossover of these two series - and you? Picture this: Dipper and Mabel trying to solve the mystery of the Studio! Better than cross with Scooby Doo. Damn, this could be really great! I know that somewhere in the BATIM fandom there is a comics in which such a story takes place and I even have it on my to-read list - but apart from Dipper and Mabel, there are a lot of characters from other things... And I have in my mind pure crossover of these two.

In case anyone doesn't know, this is what the original looks like. I wanted to keep the sense of individual photos and create analogies - I think I succeeded. Thanks to the people who tried to guess who would appear and possibly where - as you can see, you managed to get a few things right ;) Guzzlordnut in particular was the most accurate!

Originally, there was supposed to be a SATIM crossover with Samdy Kids here, i.e. two Bendies, two Sammys and three children - but it seemed boring to me, it was a backup plan... and then I had an epiphany! And boom, we got it! This isn't my first Gravity Falls fanart, but I think it's much better.

PS. On the top it's not Porter. He's my OC - Brody the Shepherd.

Bendy and the Ink Machine (c) Joey Drew Studios Inc. Gravity Falls (c) Alex Hirsch Sammy and the Ink Machine (c) Nayia Lovecat

So cute !!!

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.