I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”
And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.
I have the drawing skills of a stale bag of doritos but here’s something I did of charlie that I didn’t 100% despise
Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.
LINK TO PART ONE
OKAY LITERALLY THOUGH
Sam: *saves a bunch of people, tells off the government and gives an inspiring speech, all this while looking beautiful in his new Cap suit*
Bucky:
Madame of War & Tournament Damn that’s metal
Doctor of War & Sorrow
Just an FYI to anyone out there who may read this, I’m super new to tumblr and I’ve got no idea how any of this works, other than the basic things I’ve picked up, so if anyone could let me know how to maneuver this hellsite, the help would be greatly appreciated.
Broke: Gotham
Woke: Oswald is hitting on some asshole and it’s not going well for anyone
*minor inconvenience*
Me: