*minor Inconvenience*

Where is the lie though? I can’t see one.

movie:

the Lesbians:

movie: here’s a hot superhero lady kicking male ass

the Lesbians:

I relate to this exact circumstance

Me: *watches Broadchurch*

Netflix: Because you watched Broadchurch... *recommends a ton of angsty, character-driven cop dramas*

Me: No, thank you. Is there a "Because you're obsessed with David Tennant" category instead, please?

“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”

And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.

alright. i’ve seen enough. where’s the fic where dean walks into paddy’s pub while on a case in philly and ends up fucking mac before either of them are out

I COULDNT HEAR SHIT FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THEN I TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME FUCK SAKE

As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?

Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go

Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs

The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant

Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good

5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad

Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say

Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this

World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad

Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable

Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing

Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss

Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much

Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it

video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues

Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk

Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation

The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best

Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr

Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance

in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years

Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)

Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more

I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes

Waiter: what do you want?

Eddie: for my husband to act like an adult for once

Waiter: I mean from the menu

Richie: dinosaur chicken nuggets