Me: feeling secure in my simple lesbianhood
Polyamory, demisexuality, my cute male friend, and my whole ass sexuality these past few weeks with nothing to do but ponder:
I’m 400 pounds of raging homosexual
So I hear the Godzilla vs King Kong trailer just dropped
I ain’t sayin I’m open or free but I’m open and free👀
what if we... rolled around in field of flowers (and we're both girls)
just joking... unless?
OKAY LITERALLY THOUGH
Sam: *saves a bunch of people, tells off the government and gives an inspiring speech, all this while looking beautiful in his new Cap suit*
Bucky:
Rine the mentally strained, hoarder of Glazed Doughnut and Stool.
Reprah the Anxious, Hoarder Of Ravioli And Books. (OMG LOL)
Where is the lie though? I can’t see one.
movie:
the Lesbians:
movie: here’s a hot superhero lady kicking male ass
the Lesbians:
CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
The sound of cute puppies hydrating
(via)
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better