I’m 400 pounds of raging homosexual
All the serum really did was upgrade Steve from a twink into a twunk and y’all know that shit hit Bucky like an oncoming train.
New life motto
I’m sorry but that face in the last gif.... HAAAAAAHHH
As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?
Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go
Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs
The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant
Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good
5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad
Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say
Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this
World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad
Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable
Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing
Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere
fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss
Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much
Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it
video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues
Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk
Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation
The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best
Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr
Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance
in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years
Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)
Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more
Crying 😭
I did a thing
Howdy. Y’all know that one subgenre of reddie fanfiction where they meet before chapter two and they’re like “god I totally know you“ and then they fuck? Yeah, that shit slaps, so anyone who reads this and knows some please suggest them for me :)
when I die just punt my soul into the fucking sun, I have no desire to exist beyond this corporeal form
I COULDNT HEAR SHIT FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THEN I TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME FUCK SAKE
Bruh people can just... do that???
one of the main reasons why i quit shipping is that all of my ships tend to not end up together.