Reblog This To Give Every Trans Kid Strength For The Holidays

Fucking me when I go out with my friends

Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.

Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Friday: You have 17 new messages.

Tony: What?!

Friday: Message 1.

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri's car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Shuri: You still owe me for that.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

Ned: [Snoring]

Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!

Friday: End of Message.

Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.

[skips to the last message]

Friday: Message 17.

Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!

Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?

Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!

MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!

Ned: TRUCK!

All: [Screaming]

Friday: End of message.

Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]

Jin to the rescue!

+ 2 sec. later 😂

Two rapists on the timeline spreading rape tips.. This is fucking disgusting!

Let’s go people we have no time to spare right now

okay i’m sending all the water and food from my house to tony stark who’s with me

Hope you don't mind another prompt. The Team finds out Stephen can talk to animals.

this one’s short too but lmaooooo the possibilities

The first time it happens, no one really notices.

It’s a run-of-the-mill bad guy chase - some idiot stole a pretty suped-up vehicle from some government agency or another, and was careening down the mean streets of NYC with Iron Man, Iron Patriot, Doctor Strange, and Spider-Man on his tail. Stephen had been sort of a last-minute add in. Tony had called him up, begged him to come out, promised him a blowjob later if he said yes, and then cheered obnoxiously when the doctor portaled to their primary location, dressed for battle.

They’re just about to catch the perp when he veers sharply down a side alley and disappears from view. Tony doesn’t have time to get a bird’s eye - there’s civilians everywhere, and they’re trying to keep it low-key.

Well, as low-key as possible for them. And the suped-up government vehicle.

They’re speaking frantically over comms, trying to figure out what to do, when Stephen jogs out of a nearby pet store and takes to the sky again, coming to their little huddle.

“He turned left just after the alley - one way street. Let’s go!”

They catch the guy six minutes later. Tony laughs, blames it on Stephen’s magic third eye powers.

No one even thinks about the corgi puppy that had been sitting in the front window.

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The second time it happens, Tony notices, but brushes it off.

He and Stephen are on a date in Central Park. They’re walking hand in hand, enjoying the nice weather, although Tony can feel a headache building behind his eyes. He hasn’t had caffeine in a few hours, and he’s starting to feel it already.

“Tony? You okay?” Stephen asks, ever the doctor, ever observant.

“Yeah, hon. Just - haven’t seen a Starbucks in a minute. Let me look - “

Tony falls silent, watching Stephen stare very intently at a squirrel perched on the railing nearby. The squirrel is unmoving, and it’s staring back at Stephen. The two stare for another long moment before Stephen turns to Tony, flashing him a smile.

“There’s a cart just a few more minutes’ walk from here. They’ve got candied nuts, too.”

Tony smiles gratefully, taking Stephen’s hand and starting the walk again. He glances back at the squirrel, who watches them walk away.

“Nuts, huh?”

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The third time it happens, everyone picks up on it.

There’s a debate about where to go for pizza after a hard day’s work of saving New York. Peter votes Little Italy Number 2 on 6th Ave, Tony’s pulling hard for John’s, and Rhodey’s arguing for Two Boots in the West Village. Stephen, who was on Team Two Boots for a bit (“It’s closer to my place!”), steps away and picks up a nearby pigeon, staring intently into its face.

Tony clears his throat. “Uh… Whatcha doin’ over there, pumpkin?”

Stephen breaks his focus, turning back to Tony. “I’m asking the bird where the best crust is. It should know.” Right back to pigeon interrogation mode.

Tony looks at Rhodey, who’s gaping at Stephen, and Peter looks ready to die from the expression of sheer ecstasy on his face.

“Doctor Strange… You can talk to animals?!” He asks, overjoyed.

Stephen releases the ruffled bird, approaching the team again. “Of course.”

Peter immediately begins bouncing off the walls, asking about the bears in Central Park, and the NYPD horses, and the Central Park horses, and -

“Alright, hey, it’s pizza time. We can talk over pizza, and we’re going to John’s,” Tony decides, taking to the air again. RHodey follows, shaking his head.

“Tony, man, I love you? But your boyfriend’s a freak.”

Tony looks back at Peter and Stephen, smiling as the doctor patiently answers the spider kid’s endless questions.

“Nah. Not a freak. He’s special.”

Doctor’s research mood :)

I S T A N

rb if you love pepperony and find it valid bc it equals tony’s happiness even if it isn’t your main otp

i’ll start

🙏

A MAN’S SEXUALITY IS HISSSS RESPONSIBILITY! YEESSSS!!! YEESSSS!!!!!!!

I’m cancelled

A concept