Jin To The Rescue!

peter: *gets slightly hurt*

tony, suiting up: WHO THE FUCK WANNA DIE

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

See no evil….

Design for a poster I’ll have at my booth for an upcoming con!

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]

Headcannon: Bakugou sending this to Kirishima when him and Uraraka get engaged

Me

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

I need more omg so good

[ NAME: STEPHEN ] Detroit: Become Human AU

Tony sighs and covers his eyes for a moment. He wants to go to bed and continue his work tomorrow, but it seems like something holding him back and this is not any kind of deadline. To be honest, the question of time doesn’t bother Tony Stark at all, because he has no limitations in this. Especially, when the world’s leading android manufacturer and retailer appeals for advice and assistance in the development of their new models. Tony looks up into the corner of his studio, where one of their machines sits. The male android whom the CyberLife sent to Stark for the analysis of all his biocomponents and for the check of his hands motility. As the representative of the company explained to Jarvis, this is a new model unique in its kind, but not as perfect as they want it to be. At first, Stark didn’t want to take this work, but literally the day before yesterday he had changed his mind. Engage in the development and an assembly of androids is fascinating, through. This android came to Stark’s tower last morning and didn’t cause Tony any admiring feelings. He looks like any ordinary robot that the CyberLife creats. At first he was not very talkative and Tony was sure that he would also have to reactivate his voice module, until he heard a polite reproach to his phrase. Tony was looking at the files that the android sent over the network to Jarvis with his own data, technical charts and a list of exploitative brief. Tony rubbed his cheek with his hand, indignant that the CyberLife had somehow overlooked to give their android the model name and number in the documents. “Since I will be the first model in this line, the developers have deemed it necessary to leave only the serial number. If, to you, Mr. Stark, it’s not so convenient to pronounce all the eleven-digit code, then, I believe, you can choose a shorter name for me.” Confused for a moment from such an answer, and the answer in principle, Tony then only turned away, slightly smiling. He decides to think about the name for this android later.

Ok but seriously, the most heinous crime committed by Thanos was ruining everybody’s Friday.

Think about it, everybody was actually having a good day for once before Thanos da Ass showed up.

Tony and Pepper were having a nice morning, jogging and smiling and talking about having a baby. Thor and Loki had finally reconciled and JUST saved their people and were about to join their culture with Earth in a new age of Human/Asgardian unity. Valkrie was probably about to kick the drinking habit, Korg and Miek were gonna see Earth dogs and human food like schwarma. Doctor Strange and Wong were gonna have a lovely breakfast at a sandwich joint and probably chat about tea leaves and Beyonce. The Guardians were just chillin’ and cruisin’ through S P A C E, listening to some music and finally relaxing before they got that distress call. Groot was probably near the Final Boss of that game. Bucky was happy just feeding his goats and being all Zen af. Wakanda was in an exciting new time of reconnecting with the world after a bloody coup. They literally JUST got their King back and it was all peaceful. Spidey was probably gonna get home from school and watch Supernanny with Aunt May. Vision and Wanda were boning like bunnies in a hotel room and the Cap squad were having fun raiding Hot Topic and being edgy.

Then Grimace the Nutchin showed up and pissed in everybody’s coffee.

ONLY world wide handsome indeed

only jin would