Omg, But Couldn't You Imagine When He Finally Crosses A Dead Bird Fic? Omg, He Would Get Off The Internet

Whoever gets got first loses then! I got... Red!

To All the Hawks: Your personalities make me think you'd be very good with kids. Thoughts on kids? Maybe taking a little orphan girl under your....wing?

In unison: Kids?

C.Hawks: I always enjoy making kids happy, and putting a smile on their face is just another joy of being a hero!

F.Hawks: I don't mind kids. As long as they aren't the type to constantly put everything they touch in their mouths, then I'm fine with them.

C.Hawks: Though, I don't know if I would have the time to watch over a kid while I'm working. I feel like they would be very lonely since I'd be gone all day.

F.Hawks: Ah you and your excuses. I don't mind taking a chick under my wing. Plus if her original parents didn't want them, I sure as Hell do. Birds of a feather have to stick together after all.

C.Hawks: Oh sure, play the guilt trip card. Very mature of you fanon.

F.Hawks: Look bud, are you gonna help or bail on me like your mother did when she gave you to the commission?

C.Hawks: Okay ouch first of all. Second, fine. But your watching her while I'm at work.

F.Hawks: Yessir!

C.Hawks: I've got to admit, they are very cute.

F.Hawks: That they are.

Exactly

I hate to say it but for someone doing the work Hawks does, it 100% makes more sense to tuck your jacket sleeve into the glove and have the edge of the glove be fuzzy

Hawks uses axe body spray like crazy. It’s not fanon, it has to be canon.

the only reason hori killed off twice was because he knew the twice x hawks duo was just too powerful. Even when they were just friends the fandom was obsessed, could you imagine what would have happened when they became boyfriends? The drama…the dynamic…it would have been unstoppable. And hori knew that, so he killed twice off and pretended like dabi was superior. Honestly, the dabihawks shippers should be grateful, because they wouldn’t have been able to handle the competition. Just look at these pics and try to tell me that Jinkei isn’t superior-

C.Hawks: Hey Fanon, you around?

*Canon looks around the house for Fanon*

C.Hawks: Fanon? Fanon!

*Canon finds Fanon in his room, curled up in a nest of blankets and pillows. His body is feverish and hot*

C.Hawks: Hey man, are you alright? You look awful.

F.Hawks: Is it spring already?

C.Hawks: Yeah, why- OH. Oh... You uhm, need anything?

F.Hawks: Besides someone something to mate fuck? I guess I'd like my pills. But I ran out last year, and I highly doubt your world has any rutting suppressants?

C.Hawks: I can go check, will you be alright by yourself though?

F.Hawks: Y-yeah, just... please look and see.

C.Hawks: Alright, I'll be back shortly, just hold on.

C.Hawks: My hands are normal, why do you ask?

C.Hawks looks over at F.Hawks: What type of hands do you have...?

F.Hawks: Talons.

C.Hawks: What.

F.Hawks: Yeah, wanna see?

C.Hawks: No? But I'm also curious on how that works.

F.Hawks: Well, you see-

C.Hawks putting a hand over his mouth: Actually scratch that, I don't want to know.

Seeing that Hawks canonically says things like 'ain't', makes me relieved because then I don't have to suppress my southern dialect as much, though I still do. Until he says shit like wouldn't've and shouldn't've, I'll stick to the bare minimum of him saying 'ain't' very rarely.

*Secretly headcannon Hawks saying American slang, due to him working over seas and picking up the slang from Americans.*

Haha, cute birdman says: Those shoes are pretty ballin, think I'll save up for those kicks.

hiii >:) I'm here to tell you that your work is amazing and you always make my laugh on the bad days. thank you for your content<333

also(if I can ask) thoughts on how f. hawks and c. hawks are when drunk? i live for crack headcanons omg. obviously write it only if you want

have a lovely day/night<3

Thank you, I really appreciate it! I'm glad I can make you guys smile or laugh and I do hope to do that more. Now then the Hawks duo when they are drunk?

I'd like to see that C.Hawks would be an emotional mess, and would babble on about how hard it is being at the top and the amount of pressure and dirty work the Commission gives him. All in all he would be a train wreck.

Fanon on the other hand. I feel like he would just be the exact opposite. He would be an absolute party animal. He would be drunkenly singing and dancing. He would be the star of the show, just having the time of his life.

It's just a small guess, but I think I may write a small story on it later.

Western AU where Hawks is known as the sheriff to never miss with his gun, and always wins against the bandits who try him. Then one day, the nutorious band of bandits (LOV) strike his town. In which he takes it personally and hunts every one, killing them all instead of locking them up. All except for one bandit, who goes by Dabi. He keeps him in the town jail, as an example of what happens when you cross Sheriff Hawks. Dabi escapes and sets his revenge on Hawks by setting the whole town ablaze. In which the town turns on Hawks for Dabi's escape, which drives Hawks mad. Sheriff Hawks is now dead set on hunting down bandit Dabi, and killing him. However Dabi is always two steps ahead. A game of cat and mouse that lasts an eternity.

It's finally here... now to write