C.Hawks: Fanon, Your Insecurity Is Showing.

C.Hawks: Woah there, careful next time, don't need you falling off the building!

F.Hawks: You should have let them to see if they can stick the landing.

C.Hawks: ...

F.Hawks: I'M JUST SAYING

I find it so amusing how fast Hawks can run backwards, especially after falling and hitting his back on the roof of a building rather harshly. Man is zooming, backwards forwards side to side. Hawks is speed. All while controlling his feathers to pick up debris and move them from harming others. 😭😭

*Canon Hawks chuckles at Zarah's reaction while opening the door for everyone to walk in*

C.Hawks: it's much nicer inside, come on.

F.Hawks: I'll meet you guys at the top.

F.Hawks flies up to the top floor of the agency, coming in through an open window that leads into C.Hawk's office*

C.Hawks sighs: Of course he would. Well, come on you two let's get you both situated before we talk about work.

*two new underground heros walk in*

(Daybreak) Zarah: oh hi, nice meeting you both :). This my freind/hero partner Big bir- I mean Nightwing

(Nightwing) Raphael : sigh...Hello, hope you all having a nice day. We wer-*gets cut off by Zarah*

(Daybreak) Zarah: -We come from Latin America. We was wondering if u can help us navigate japan, we are new here...

(Nightwing)Raphael: Sorry, apparently our mission had us going across the globe this time. Hehe...

C.Hawks: Hello there! New to Japan eh? Sure I can show you the ropes, just hope you can keep up!

F.Hawks: Heyo, nice to meet new faces in Japan. Latin America you say? What’s it like over there if you don’t mind me asking. Oh, and what quirks do the two of you possess?

How I imagine Canon Hawks Vs. Fanon Hawks would react, if they bumped into Y/N at a club.

C.Hawks: "Excuse m- oh, its you! Looks like we both have the same taste in entertainment. Enjoy your night, I hope to see you on the dance floor!"

Vs.

F.Hawks: "Oh, hey there pretty bird. Fancy meeting you here. If your not busy, how about I buy you a few drinks, and then we can have some fun together~. "

Im sorry! I was looking for any info about 18+ asks on here and didnt see any so i sent it! Thank you for letting me know to send them to ur other blog! <3

No worries! I just want to want to make sure people understood that there was a reason I have the other blog. It's also just that, while I can get into detail about 18+ asks, I will not on this blog. My other blog, yes, this one, no. I could have answered your asks, but they would be very broad and more than likely not what most people would expect/like. Hope my explanation clears up any mishaps!

Stop for a moment. Johnny won!

I'm happy

F.Hawks: Ayo Canon, can I have the last of the mochi?

C.Hawks: Why are you asking? It's YOUR mochi.

F.Hawks: I know that... I was just... never mind.

C.Hawks: You don't have to ask if you can have something from me, you know that right?

F.Hawks: I know...

C.Hawks: *who supports Endeavour and helping their family out*

F.Hawks: *who has slept with the todoroki family except for Rei and Shoto and literally has slept with half of japan*

C.Hawks: I'm always willing to help out a friend in need, especially during everything going on. In order to have a functioning family, you need a base, and if that base, or Endeavour for example, were to fall. So does the whole family, even if they try to admit to being okay, they wont be. Plus if Endeavour fell from number 1, then I would have a lot more responsibility on my hands.

F.Hawks: Blah blah blah, family this, stability that. You should try getting laid for once. Why not start with the Todoroki's? It's pretty worth not gonna lie. C.Hawks visibly horrified: What is WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU EVER NOT HORNY ON MAINE?!?!

F.Hawks: Hey, you know how it is. Once spring comes around, no one is safe from me or my devious charm~

C.Hawks about ready to flip a table: For the last time, Fanon, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD! F.Hawks shouting back: MAYBE NOT TO YOU, CANON. BUT ALL MY SIMPS AND FANS SEE ME AS ONE, SO THEREFOR I AM!

C.Hawks: I'm going to slap the bird out of you

F.Hawks: Ca-Caw fucker! I'm going to sleep with you're canon idols, fans, and the Todoroki's just so I can tell you how much of a loser you are and rub it in your face that I can get some in your world too!

C.Hawks on the phone: Hello, Police?

That moment when you want to go onto AO3 to find a new fic to read, but then remember you haven't read the latest MHA chapter so you do that instead. Then after that you get hungry and eat waffles only to remember that you were planning on going onto AO3.

I ordered Hawks merch last month and I get an email saying my order was canceled?!

Sad