The Way He Went Zoomin Out Of The Ballroom 💀

So I zoned out listening to I Am in Eskew and when I came back to reality David was sacrificing one of his coworkers to a duffel bag-

Technically she ran away but this is how it would’ve went down 💀

“So if I sat on [the prayer mat], would I be in a state of grace too?”

“No, you would be in a state of some discomfort, for I would beat you with a stick.”

-The Outlaws Scarlett and Browne

The way the other magicians just stood there pissed me off so bad 😭

best friends

Me after hearing “do you know who Jon is”

Not @ Ali having his chest cut open on a surgery table and Jamshid seizing the opportunity to shit talk him directly to his face

Rant and RotDS spoilers incoming:

Why the hell did Kendra decide to go back to the Fairy Realm?! She’s supposed to be the one who makes smart decisions but girl’s just gonna get herself captured again 😭

We could have gotten a scene where she rousts the Knights of the Dawn to fight, and the return of Trask, Mara, Elise, and all the other characters from the OG series who just disappeared after KttDP. Instead we get… whatever that was lol

It’s just so unlike her that it’s obvious that the scene was written as her “making a dumb decision” just so Seth’s hero arc can advance and that boils my blood

Rant over lmao

On a different note Kendra and Raxtus are going back to Obsidian Waste!! It’s just a fly-thru and I doubt we’ll see the return of any OG characters but it feels so nostalgic :)

Some more humble s2-s3 memes bc I work hard to make this hellsite a home

Let’s be honest it was only a matter of time before I made a brutal pipe murder meme, and I think about Mag 86 every damn night 😃

and I miss Tim every damn day

I know it wasn’t supposed to be funny but when Ojka picked the wrong eye I laughed