Me After Hearing “do You Know Who Jon Is”

British (derogatory)

Me before listening to TMA: body horror? idk if I’ll be able to handle this, it bothers me in stranger things

Me after TMA: *eating lunch whilst listening to stories of people’s faces being peeled of in I Am in Eskew* hmm interesting

Trying to imagine Basira’s face when she opened his drawer and it’s funnier every time 💀

On a death-defying mission? About to face down hundreds of dragons? Can’t forget the morning calisthenics

I really need someone to make one of those “___ as vines” videos for the Daevabad trilogy

Happy bpm day guys

Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate

Me when TMA portrays pessimists and people who struggle with emotional unavailability as humans with feelings:

It’s ok Jon I was also a deeply annoying child

“Dammit”:

unoriginal

mild

overused

“Hag’s tits”:

forceful

unexpected

startling

Georgie and Jon’s dynamic is so important bc even though they weren’t compatible romantically they were still platonic besties and supportive of each other’s relationships and Jon went to her when he had nowhere else to go in this essay I will

also the fact that Jonny Sims got his irl wife to voice his character’s ex-girlfriend will never not be funny

Alice roasting Sam’s lack of rizz has me DEAD omfg