do you ship Stary (Stan x Gary)?
oh my god ABSOLUTELY. for some reason i got reaaally into it and came up with an au of how they got closer. i’m not usually a fan of ships with one-episode characters, but stary is SO great. HOLD ON LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT AU
okay, so, we all know how “all about mormons” ended and that we have never heard of gary after that, right? now just let’s imagine he stayed in the school, in the same class as stan and others, but visibly started to avoid the main four. he hung out with the “background kids” and mostly girls, because they all adored how nice he is.
it didn’t actually make any difference for main four – they still thought gary was lame and were not interested in talking to him since he’s not a new kid in the class anymore. they all didn’t really like him. except for stan.
stan couldn’t get the thought of gary out of his head for all the following years. he didn’t make any attempts to befriending gary again, because he knew guys wouldn’t understand and he was terrified of hearing rejection again, so he mostly just… kinda secretly looked through gary’s social media once a week (or more often) and sometimes watched him out of the corner of his eye in the classroom.
he saw that gary was doing pretty fine without him, so he didn’t wanna be an inconvenience, but the thought. the thought that he had missed his chance to be friends with one of the most sincere and comforting people in the whole school only because of the peer pressure.
but he didn’t thought he could have a chance to reconnect until he has heard that gary’s parents are getting a divorce and that the “perfect mormon house” secretly had its troubles. and then, as it was absolutely destined, after the lessons ended, he sees gary sitting in the classroom all alone with a blank expression on his face and tired look in his eyes. and without giving it a second thought he walks up to gary and asks if everything’s fine.
and they start talking. for an hour, if not more. stan know some shit about divorcing parents, troubles at home and an urge to drink to feel happy (which turned out to be gary’s problem too), so he know how to support him, and gary is such a great listener. they start with discussing gary’s family problems, then eventually they start remembering their first time seeing each other, and stan (unexpectedly for even himself) openly admits he regrets fucking up things with their friendship, and he has dreamed of finally talking to him again for, like, ages. and gary just genuinely smiles and takes his hand saying that they still have time for that.
eventually they hang out together more. with gary there isn’t a lot of crazy adventures, and stan, who’s got pretty sick of those, feels so relaxed while being with him. the only thing is that they mostly meet privately and secretly from the rest of the main four, because stan feels this irrational shame for being friends with someone they don’t like. it kinda upsets gary, but he doesn’t want to end their friendship because of the same reason it ended the first time.
so yeah, that takes them two or three months until stan finally realises the unpleasant truth – he doesn’t wanna be just friends with gary and his nearly-obsession with him for the last five years was more likely a behaviour of a person who’s desperately in love. fuck. he doesn’t confess his feelings to gary because he’s too scared of fucking thing up the second time.
and it seems to be working, but the more stan spends time with gary, the more love he feels, until one day he finally snaps and while one of their walks in the park he very awkwardly kisses gary, who (honestly) doesn’t really seem to mind it.
and stan, an example of bravery, apologises and runs away before gary has a chance to answer him properly. ‘cause stan’s a jerk and he’s panicking.
he’s not used to handling stressful situations by himself, so he calls kyle because he has no one else to talk to:
stan: Dude, I have a problem. A big one.
kyle: Woah what happened??? Do you want me to come to your place?
stan: I just kissed a dude.
kyle: Okay I knew I’d hear these words from you one day.
stan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW.
kyle: Oh please–
stan: We’ll talk about it later.
kyle: Pff, sure, dude. So you’re gay? Is this a coming out? I’m really proud of you finally admitting it out loud and sharing this with me, you know I’ll always support you whenever you ne–
stan: It’s Gary Harrison.
kyle: What. The mormon kid????
stan: Yeah, we kinda… Hung out together in secret…
kyle: But you hated him???
stan: WELL IT TURNS OUT I DIDN’T.
kyle: So what do you call me for?
stan: Oh, right. I kinda… ran away after we kissed?…
kyle: WHY.
stan: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, I PANICKED.
so kyle as the most supportive friend ever first laughs at stan, then helps him to understand what to do next. (and totally tells about it to cartman)
and, well, it’s pretty long enough so i guess i’ll stop here, because the rest of it is pretty much the plot of any slowburn mlm 200k words fic lmao
so yeah. answering to your question: i love stary. a lot.
@bloogers-boogers @hatsunevitu (this is a joke about Cartman’s dad for anyone that didn't get it)
was thinkin' because of a tumblr post i saw
so i doodled a quick thing... i haven't rly thought through how i'd draw adult cartman in my style so take this with a grain of salt
i was thinking a lot about stan and kyle’s attitude to romantic relationships and romance in general. and what about stan’s mental problems, i’ve decided that i strongly headcanon him as a hyperromantic person.
like, when he grows up he starts having constant romantic thoughts, he “crushes” on every person he had barely talked to and has an endless anxiety on the basis of intrusive hyperromantic made up scenarios in his head.
i just find it somehow suitable for him cause he has shown to be very sensitive + he’s the only boy having such a long term relationship and he genuinely CARES about romance.
and i honestly think he gets REALLY confused when it comes to any romantic feelings (that, and also he’s still in denial of his bisexuality + i hc him having a big one-sided crush on kyle that he hasn’t realised yet)
BY THE WAY kyle, on the contrary, is very much indifferent about romance except for when its eric.
like i strongly believe that any “normal” kind of relationship makes him bored so he can only experience romantic feelings when there had been a looong rivalry-like connection and constant fights first. he also is very slow to develop these crushes.
and he, just as stan, doesn’t really understand his feelings (remember how he was told that he is in love with heidi and he’s like “no im not!!! …….am i????”) boyyyyyy😭
cartman uses voice messages all of the time. sometimes kyle gets tons of notifications to see that cartman has sent him, like, twenty voice messages, each is at least two minutes long, and there’s literally ZERO useful or even remooootely informative in them
and yes, kyle hates it, but he always listens to them anyway, sometimes he even gets distracted and listens to cartman’s voice for an hour while cleaning up his room or doing homework. he chuckles when cartman there says something funny, and rolls his eyes every time cartman says something dumb, though he rarely actually says anything back.
sometimes cartman mentions something serious or genuine, and it catches kyle off guard literally every damn time. cartman is like
“*ten minutes of absolutely horrific fucked up shit* Btw u sounded pretty kewl at school today at the history lesson lol i guess sometimes ur nerdiness can be an advantage. You’re pretty smart, I mean… *another ten minutes of meaningless bs*
and every time kyle gets surprised like
k: did u just compliment me?
c: what no i didnt
k: no u totally did! 8:46 see?? i even re-listened it!
c: DID U LISTEN TO IT TWICE??
k: I HAD TO MAKE SURE.
i love how kyman and candy are basically almost the same ship i mean
(s10e3 // s12e9)
i love how stan marsh is canonically the biggest ally and closeted bi or gay in south park
some gay dudes dunno i just love them
we have the same name and both ship kyman i think its meant to be/j
WAIT WHATS UR NAME (/j but yeah vita is just one of the forms of my name?? i guess??)
AWWW THATS SO COOL kymans gotta stick together!!! >:]]
They're warming up to him
hii im vita!! she/her so469sp //sp kyman stutters creekenny & weidi // english is not my native language ;( //ALSO moved to @hatsunevita due to the change of the main fandom ^^
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