A/n: hey peeps! Got another interesting Request that i fell in love with! Let’s imagine this taking place in Jotunheim like in Thor. Hope you lords enjoy!!!
Request: @maroonracoonlagoon said: Could you write a mini fic of Loki x Goddess!Reader where reader is the goddess of life and destruction (can destroy anything they please, but can also heal/repair anything. Only downside is the healing process hurts 2x as much as the original injury) Where during a battle, Loki loses an arm and Reader feels really bad about it but heals/regenerates his arm. Oki thx m8
“Listen brother! We can not be the reason to start a war!” Loki proclaimed. You nodded your head but the others didn't agree with his opinion.
“They’ve already started it Loki, our job is to end it. Now… WHO WANTS TO SAVE ASGARD?” Thor asked raising his hammer in the air and waving it like a baton. Loki and you looked at each other in disapproval but ended up following them. As we all rode our horses over the bridge, we came to a stop in front of Heimdall.
“Thor! I can not let you pass without All Fathers permission!” You all looked at each other then Thor spoke up once again.
“I will soon be the righteous king of Asgard. If you let us pass, I will offer you a wish.” Heimdall thought for a second before he walked up the steps towards the centre.
“If anything goes wrong, you shall be the one to take responsibility!” As he said those words, he inserted his sword and turned it. In a matter of seconds, you all landed in a icy blue realm.
“Jotunheim.” Loki gasped at the sight of the deserted place, or as you all thought it was.
“So this is where the King lost his eyes!” Fandral said in aw.
“Well, he did put an end to the war but here we are, trying to break the peace between both realms.” You mumbled.
“Thor Odinson! Why are you stepping feet onto my land?” You all turned into different directions, looking for the man behind the voice.
“Were only here to talk peace with you once again!” Loki proclaimed, trying not to make any moves. You all waited for the man to speak up again, thats until you saw him.
“Laufey!” They all turned to the man standing right in front of you. The asgardians weren't kidding when they said he's giant!
“Frost giants tried to steal the tesseract from Asgard. YOU are the one who stepped foot into our land FIRST!” Thor pointed out.
“Well what’s done is done so why don't you carry on with your little group of friends.” The frost giant mocked us. Anger was boiling in you and the others but it’s better to leave this place with no trouble. You all turned around and were on your way out, that’s until we heard Laufey call us Puny Gods.
Thor immediately started swinging his hammer and released it towards Laufeys head, throwing him backwards. Frost giants started emerging from all direction and ran towards us. You used your quick reflexes to release a mist of fog towards twenty different giants and killed them within seconds.
“DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH YOU!” You heard Volstagg yell. You turned to look at his hand and it was blue. As soon as you turned back, a giant lunged towards you and pushed you down. You held onto its chest just in time to stop it from touching you.
“AHHHH!!!’ You threw another mist of radiation towards where Loki was and ran to his side. You looked down to see that the giant has cut off his arm.
“Listen to me! I’m gonna heal you but you gotta brace yourself.” You tried to be calm as possible so you won't make him scared. You held onto his shoulder and made a gold mist with your hands. You roughly slammed your fists into his shoulder and held him down.
“ARGHHH! NO STOP! PLEASE! STOP!” Loki pleaded but you wanted to make sure he's okay. He squirmed beneath you but at this moment, you knew you were much stronger than him.
“Shhh! Shhh! It’s okay, you're going to be fine. Just bare with me for few more seconds okay?” You asked and he nodded his head and laid against your left chest. You combed his hair with your finger, trying to sooth him with your warmth.
“LOOK OUT!” Hogun shouted before launching an icicle right above your head. The ground started shaking violently below you. You looked up to see a large creature, slowly breaking out of the ice it was frozen in.
“C’MON! WE GOTTA GO!” Sif yelled at you but you weren't planning on getting up any time sooner. Loki looked up at you worriedly. You smiled down at him.
“It’s okay! I’m going to get us out of here. One last push.” You pressed down harder to decrease the time.
“C’mon, C’mon, C’mon,”
“ARGHH!” You regenerated his arm and pulled him up with you. You stopped for a split second to form a cloud of poison and threw it towards the beast but it didn't seem to kill it. You ran for your life and reached towards the end with all the others. You were now surrounded by the giants, thats until a beam of light struck right in front of you and tossed the frost giants back. It was King Odin.
As soon as you landed in Asgard, you were sent to the healing chamber because of Fandral. You held your hand above his abdomen and once again, used your powers to heal him. To everyones surprise, it healed him within seconds unlike Loki.
“Where is Loki?” As soon as you asked, you saw Loki walk into the chamber. He looked upset for some reason.
“Thor is gone.” You all stared at him blankly.
“What?” Fandral tried to get up but failed to when you held him down by the shoulder.
“H-He’s gone. Father has sent him into one of the nine realms.” Sif walked towards him but stopped.
“You told him, didn’t you?” Sif gave an evil grin towards Loki, which made him look down.
“I did. But if I did not, none of us would have made it out alive! If it wasn’t for Lady Y/n, Fandral and I would not be alive right now! Be happy I did such a thing!” He retorted. Everyone other than you were giving death stares towards Loki.
“Traitor.” Sif walked out with Hogun, Volstagg and Fandral, leaving you behind.
“Guys! What’s done is done, you can’t change the past.” You yelled at them.
“But we can change who we trust and follow.” Hogun said before leaving the chamber. You sat down in disbelief. Your childhood best friend is now somewhere far away from you and all of you are splitting up in the worst ways. Loki walked you to your room and stayed at the door for a while. You didn’t bother to close the door because you were too upset. You fell onto the bed and started sobbing loudly, causing Loki to come in and stand by your bed.
“Lady Y/n?” Loki whispered in your direction.
“Leave. Please.” You didn’t want to seem too harsh towards the man since he’s already hurt.
“I’m sorry.” Is all you heard before you fell into a deep sleep.
Steve: Tony! You want to hear a joke?
Tony: N-
Steve: How much did it cost to kill your parents?
Tony: ...
Steve: A Buck...
Everyone: 👁👄👁
Steve & Bucky:
Joker: Hey darling!
Y/n: Where did you get the phone from?
Joker: I have people sweetheart!
Y/n: What do you want Joker?
Joker: I just wanted to tell you, that I'm out of prison and I'm really mad at you!
Y/n: WHAT?WHEN? I'm here at Belle Reve right now!
(Gunshots and alarm go off)
Joker: I'm comin for you y/n!
Y/n: I dare you!
Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!
Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!
Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?
(Sees Hulk)
Loki: I need to get off this planet!
Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!
Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.
(Hulk gets out)
Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.
Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah
Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH
Loki: Surprise!
(Throws a bottle)
Loki: OW!
Thor: Just checking!
Val: He tried to kill me!
Hulk: same.
Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬
Thor: Its great! It works every time!
Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!
You open the door to your room to see Chris sleeping on your bedroom sofa with a robe.
You go to the washroom to wash your face and then you came out to get a change of clothes.
You didn’t care to change in front of Chris bc he was sleeping or as you thought he was. You slowly started stripping out of your dress.
Chris slightly opened one of his eyes to see you taking your dress off. He smiled at the work of art in front of him.
You were now in your lingerie and you looked at the mirror to find Chris immediately close his eye after making eye contact.
You smiled and jumped on your bed to get a pillow and threw it at him with full force!! He started laughing and threw the pillow that was under him.
Summary: You worked with the avengers on a mission to put Joker in Belle Reve Prison. During the mission, you pretended to be Jokers girlfriend in order to get to some personal information. During that period of time, you actually fell in love with the Joker but never told anyone. Once the avengers heard you got everything you needed, they captured joker and took him to Belle Reve Prison. The rest is to be read…!
Warnings: A lot of swearing, violence, bit of abuse
“Oh thank god this mission is FINALLY done!” You said at the meeting. Everyone was exhausted, nobody got a good sleep for a week cause of Joker. “Don’t think the mission is done yet people!” Fury said. All the avengers looked at each other and then looked towards Fury waiting for him to continue. Unlike you who started whining like a baby and hit your head on the desk!
“What do you mean?” Tony questioned. “We put him in Belle Reve and added some of our best S.H.E.I.L.D fighters! What can go wrong?” Bruce exclaimed. “That’s what you think but Joker can escape anything before you know it!” You knew he can. “God dammit! WHYYYY?” You cried out loud. “And guess who he would want to get to first?” The whole room vibrated with your name! “ME? Why me?” You questioned.
“You were the one who was assigned to be his other side in the mission. You pretended to be his girlfriend and the one thing Joker hates is…” “Liars” Tony whisper yelled. “Okay but I told him there actually wasn’t anything between me and him! That everything I ever told him or did towards him was just for this mission!” You replied.
“Why would you say that?” Natasha asked. “I don’t know! I thought it was a good idea at the moment.” You mumbled the last part under your breath. “What else did you say?” Bucky asked. “I maybe told him Iworkforsheild!” You said the last part fast. “What did you say?” Wanda asked again. “OKAY FINE! I TOLD HIM I WORK FOR SHEILD!” You yelled and got out of your chair. Everyone was surprised that you, Y/n, would make such a stupid move! You were kind of panicking now. “What did he say for those things?” Clint questioned. “Okay so this is what happened…” You were gonna only tell them half of it.
—FLASHBACK—
You kept a distance from his prison cell just for safety reasons because you regret everything you did! Even though he’s a cruel, cold, heartless monster, he did have a good side to him that people rarely see! You and the other Avengers were waiting for his arrival at his new home and then you saw him. You had a gun just in case he were to do something stupid!
As soon as he saw Tony,Natasha,Steve and Bucky, he knew all this is happening cause of the Avengers. “Hahaha it was you guys! How did this even happen?” He still didn’t see you yet since you left the place. You wanted to come in after he was locked or when he was going to get locked. All though you were further away from the cell, you did hear everything clearly.
You soon walked in and Joker started laughing! “There she is! My doll is here to kill all of you! She’s the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! She’s my girl, my angel, my sweetheart! I knew she would come to save me!” He retorted happily. You felt really guilty inside, you felt dead inside cause of what you’re doing to the Joker! “What are you waiting for? KILL THEM!” He demanded but you couldn’t.
“Agent Red Fury (That’s your superhero name), it is nice to see you again!” Nick greeted you with a smile. You didn’t want to look at Joker since you don’t like his face when he’s angry. “Agent Red Fury? Who the FUCK IS AGENT RED FURY?“ He yelled for an answer. You had to finish what you started so you forgot everything you’ve done with him and went calmly towards him.
“Hello Joker! It’s nice to see puddin in jail isn’t it?” You said with a smirk. Joker had anger in his eyes, you’ve never seen his face with this much anger and knowing you caused it! BOI that’s bad. “YOU! I…YOU FUCKING CUNT! HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH THE JOKER!” All the avengers were scared for the first time except you. To be honest you’re shit scared too! But you’re gonna go with the flow! “It’s funny how you actually thought a girl like me would fall in love with you!” You said walking towards him with your arms crossed.
You told the guards to stay near the doors and to release his hand cuff. After they did that they raced towards the entrance to make sure he had no way of escaping. Joker played with his hands for awhile. “Doll! That was a horrible move! You know never to play with the Joker right? Didn’t I teach you that?” He was walking towards you. “Yes! You also taught me your ways and secrets of fighting! That would be really useful right now!” You looked at Joker in the eye and then before you can act, he slapped you really hard on the side of your face. You felt the sting on the cheek for a good 10 to 20 seconds and then grabbed your gun!
You looked around and saw Clint, Steve and Natasha holding a gun. You got up and pointed the gun straight towards Jokers forehead. “You’re gonna shoot me? DO IT!” Obviously he saw which gun you were holding and it was his favourite gun! “I’m not gonna shoot you with your own gun! I’m not that mean! I’d rather just kick you in the nuts and leave!” You told the others to leave and it was just you, Joker and 2 other guards.
Joker was put in his cell and you were standing right in front of it. Joker was sitting on the floor. “Mister J?” You whispered. He looked up and stayed there staring. “I’m sorry Mister J! I don’t know what happened to me!” He stood up and walked towards the bars. “Baby girl just get me out of here and then you can join me for real!” He said. His hands were now holding on the bar and you were close to it as well. “I thought you can’t trick the Joker but I just did!” You said laughing.
He got really angry and grabbed your neck. “You think you’re real funny don’t you? Let me show you what’s funny once I escape this prison! You can’t hide Sweetheart! Never from the Joker!” He threatened while having you in hold. Struggling to breathe you asked, “Did…you.act.ually….love..m..me?” At this point you were crying so he let go of you.
With teary eyes you turned towards the guards and demanded them to leave! After they left you turned towards Joker and saw that his eyes were red! You stole the keys to his cell. You used your power to bust the cameras. You opened the gate and walked in locking the door behind you. You were standing there, you wiped your tears and looked up. “You still didn’t answer my question?”
You had a fake smile on your face and he noticed that. He moved closer and slapped you once again. You yelped, you felt the stinging sensation and then he had you in a choke hold AGAIN. “This is why I love you! You can take all the pain, the abuse! You could’ve left but you didn’t. Even though your mission was to catch me or kill me, you saved me multiple times. That’s exactly why I love you Y/n!”
With that said you hugged him tightly. Surprisingly he hugged you back! You both started hearing things from the loud speaker. “ GUARDS PLEASE GO TO JOKERS CELL! I REPEAT, GO TO JOKERS CELL RIGHT NOW!” He pulled away from the hug and kissed you passionately! You returned the kiss and this went on for 2 minutes probably. You pulled away and said, “I’m sorry J but everything has to end here, right now! I don’t wanna leave you but this has to happen! You have to hate me! Whatever you do, only know me as the girl who put you in Belle Reve prison.” Joker looked mad and yelled, “SO YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING LEAVE ME? ARE YOU INSANE? I CAN’T FORGET YOU!”
You pushed him away and locked the gates. You stood right in front of him, only the bars separating you. “If I had to choose you or the avengers, I’ll choose them over anyone! KNOW THAT! Why do you think I said I’ll take the mission? Because I have a dark side and a bright side. And you’re feelings are easy to play with and here I am, standing in front of you as your ex-girlfriend.” “EX? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EX? YOU FUCKING BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!”
You looked at him and said, “I’m an Avenger, a hero, not a villain!” “Don’t fucking think this is the end Red Fury! I will come and find you, and make you pay for what you’ve said and done to me! I’ll still love you no matter what!” He repeated. “I DON’T FUCKING LOVE YOU JOKER! I DON’T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS A VILLAIN JUST CAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH ONE! IF YOU ESCAPE, I’LL STILL BE THE REASON WHY YOU’RE IN PRISON AGAIN. I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU DIE IN HERE, JUST DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME! I don’t love you anymore!” You said leaving the place with tears. “Y/N! Y/N! DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS CONVERSATION! THIS ISN’T OVER BABY GIRL!” You heard Joker scream and bang on the bars! “LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FUCK SAKES!” You yelled back.
“Keep an eye on him guys! He’s not the one to last in a prison for a week! He’ll find out a way to contact Frost! Oh and sorry about the cameras, the reason why they weren’t working was my fault! I’m not fixing it though!” You said not taking charge. “If he does escape, I’ll kill all of you guys!” You threatened the guards and left.
“I’ll come baby girl! Just for you I will return! HA HA HA HA HA!”
WHY DO I SEE THIS HAPPENING?😂
(Clint brings Steve to a barn)
Steve: Why are we at a barn, Clint?
Clint: Natasha told me you were looking for a barn.
Steve: BARNES, Clint.
CLINT BARTON IS MY HERO😭😭😂
BIGGEST TROLL IN MARVEL HISTORY
DON’T DIE OR LEAVE IN INFINITY WAR PLZZZZZ😰😰
I honestly thought this is what’s gonna happen at this scene in Thor Ragnarok.
Loki bursts out in tears!
NOOOO! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BARBIE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! I LOVE YOU BROTHER! BROTHERRRR! DEATH DO AS APART BROTHER!
Thor
Well in that case, (electric shocks Loki) that’ll do!
Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.
Hela: You don’t look like him!
Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him.
Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!
Thor: He’s my brother!
Loki: Adopted.
Thor: YESSS
(Turns to the grand master)
Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!
Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!
Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!
Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!
Val: Revengers?
Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?
Banner: I’ll get something!
Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!
(Proceeds to throw Loki)
Thor: HaHa! Works every time!
Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!
Korg: Thank you!
Loki: Hit her with your lightning!
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!
Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!
(Hulk gets thrown back)
Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!
Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.
Interviewer: So I know how you guys fanboy over Scarlett and Y/n about them being the hottest marvel females and how you wanna marry them.
Anthony: How’d you know that?
Sebastian: Mackinators and Winters Children talk too much!
(Anthony and Sebastian chuckle)
Interviewer: So if you had to choose one and kill the other, who would it be?
Anthony: Y/N IS MINE! DIBS ON HER! Forget Scarlett! Who’s that girl?
Sebastian: Okay then I’ll kill Y/n so you don’t get her since you love her so much! But I’ll smash her before I kill her!
Interviewer: I’m gonna tell Y/n that for sure! She’ll love it!
(Gif happens)
Sebastian: Don’t you do that! Please don’t tell her! She’ll poison my food!