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Quotes from Thor Ragnarok

Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!

Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!

Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?

(Sees Hulk)

Loki: I need to get off this planet!

Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!

Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.

(Hulk gets out)

Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.

Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah

Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH

Loki: Surprise!

(Throws a bottle)

Loki: OW!

Thor: Just checking!

Val: He tried to kill me!

Hulk: same.

Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬

Thor: Its great! It works every time!

Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!

Imagine Joker hearing that you ran away

Johnny: Mister J! Y/N is not in the penthouse!

Joker: What do you mean SHE’S NOT THERE??

Johnny: There’s a note on the table!

Joker: READ IT!

Johnny: I can’t do this anymore! You’re a selfish piece of shitbag that calls itself a boyfriend. Goodbye Asshole! It also has a winky face emoji with a middle finger!

(Johnny chuckles taking the phone away from his ear)

Joker: Let’s go for a ride Johnny! I’m gonna find that bitch and make her regret running away.

INFINITY WAR: Theory of CAPTAIN AMERICA

To all the members of the marvel fandom... this may break some of your hearts but it’s probably 42% false, hopefully.

Everyone knows that Chris Evans is done his 6 movie marvel contract and that he would have to be signed back later... well, infinity war part 1 is his last marvel movie as Captain America😭

And on the other hand, Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie marvel contract and has only done 4, including infinity war part 1. What I’m getting at is...

BUCKY BARNES MIGHT BE THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA😱

ARGHHH I’ve probably just broken some of your hearts but it’s probably the truth. This is most likely affecting EVERYONE AND IT IS NOT OKAY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE DIES IN INFINITY WAR,(R.I.P Vision) I WILL TACKLE STAN LEE! It’s either Steve Rogers dies or Bucky becomes Captain America...

What do y’all think??? Anyone thought the same thing???🤔

Imagine Loki making that face when you get into an argument with Nick Fury

~~imagine~~

FURY: Y/n! How do I know you aren’t under Loki’s control right now? Say something you will only say to me!

YOU:How do I know you came from your moms vagina and not a trash can?

LOKI: (gif) She got you real hard on that one

FURY:SHUT YOUR HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU LOKI

Is this account black owned?

nope. it’s brown owned :)

LOKIIII

I honestly thought this is what’s gonna happen at this scene in Thor Ragnarok.

Loki bursts out in tears!

NOOOO! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BARBIE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! I LOVE YOU BROTHER! BROTHERRRR! DEATH DO AS APART BROTHER!

Thor

Well in that case, (electric shocks Loki) that’ll do!

Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2

Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.

Hela: You don’t look like him!

Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?

Hela: You sound like him.

Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!

Thor: He’s my brother!

Loki: Adopted.

Thor: YESSS

(Turns to the grand master)

Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!

Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!

Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.

Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!

Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!

Val: Revengers?

Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?

Banner: I’ll get something!

Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!

(Proceeds to throw Loki)

Thor: HaHa! Works every time!

Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!

Korg: Thank you!

Loki: Hit her with your lightning!

Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!

Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!

(Hulk gets thrown back)

Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!

Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.

Imagine finding out Loki used you to get out of Midgard (Earth)

“YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?” You yelled at the top of your lungs, leaving no air. Loki looked at you with no emotion.

“I am the god of mischief after all Y/n! What did you expect me to do?” He asked, leaning in your direction.

“I TRUSTED YOU! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PAY ME WITH? I loved you even when others warned me about you!” You started crying after those words left your lips.

“Well, now I know you are one of the dumbest immortals alive!” He smiled his devious smile and turned away, walking towards the portal.

“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS LOKI! MEN LIKE YOU WILL ALWAYS PAY FOR THEIR SINS!” You yelled, looking up to his back. He slightly turned his body towards you and spoke.

“Until then!” He waved at you and jumped into the portal, vanishing within seconds.

Hurt to Heal (Loki x Goddess!Reader)

A/n: hey peeps! Got another interesting Request that i fell in love with! Let’s imagine this taking place in Jotunheim like in Thor. Hope you lords enjoy!!!

Request: @maroonracoonlagoon said:  Could you write a mini fic of Loki x Goddess!Reader where reader is the goddess of life and destruction (can destroy anything they please, but can also heal/repair anything. Only downside is the healing process hurts 2x as much as the original injury) Where during a battle, Loki loses an arm and Reader feels really bad about it but heals/regenerates his arm. Oki thx m8

“Listen brother! We can not be the reason to start a war!” Loki proclaimed. You nodded your head but the others didn't agree with his opinion.

“They’ve already started it Loki, our job is to end it. Now… WHO WANTS TO SAVE ASGARD?” Thor asked raising his hammer in the air and waving it like a baton. Loki and you looked at each other in disapproval but ended up following them. As we all rode our horses over the bridge, we came to a stop in front of Heimdall.

“Thor! I can not let you pass without All Fathers permission!” You all looked at each other then Thor spoke up once again.

“I will soon be the righteous king of Asgard. If you let us pass, I will offer you a wish.” Heimdall thought for a second before he walked up the steps towards the centre.

“If anything goes wrong, you shall be the one to take responsibility!” As he said those words, he inserted his sword and turned it. In a matter of seconds, you all landed in a icy blue realm.

“Jotunheim.” Loki gasped at the sight of the deserted place, or as you all thought it was.

“So this is where the King lost his eyes!” Fandral said in aw.

“Well, he did put an end to the war but here we are, trying to break the peace between both realms.” You mumbled.

“Thor Odinson! Why are you stepping feet onto my land?” You all turned into different directions, looking for the man behind the voice.

“Were only here to talk peace with you once again!” Loki proclaimed, trying not to make any moves. You all waited for the man to speak up again, thats until you saw him.

“Laufey!” They all turned to the man standing right in front of you. The asgardians weren't kidding when they said he's giant!

“Frost giants tried to steal the tesseract from Asgard. YOU are the one who stepped foot into our land FIRST!” Thor pointed out.

“Well what’s done is done so why don't you carry on with your little group of friends.” The frost giant mocked us. Anger was boiling in you and the others but it’s better to leave this place with no trouble. You all turned around and were on your way out, that’s until we heard Laufey call us Puny Gods.

Thor immediately started swinging his hammer and released it towards Laufeys head, throwing him backwards. Frost giants started emerging from all direction and ran towards us. You used your quick reflexes to release a mist of fog towards twenty different giants and killed them within seconds.

“DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH YOU!” You heard Volstagg yell. You turned to look at his hand and it was blue. As soon as you turned back, a giant lunged towards you and pushed you down. You held onto its chest just in time to stop it from touching you.

“AHHHH!!!’ You threw another mist of radiation towards where Loki was and ran to his side. You looked down to see that the giant has cut off his arm.

“Listen to me! I’m gonna heal you but you gotta brace yourself.” You tried to be calm as possible so you won't make him scared. You held onto his shoulder and made a gold mist with your hands. You roughly slammed your fists into his shoulder and held him down.

“ARGHHH! NO STOP! PLEASE! STOP!” Loki pleaded but you wanted to make sure he's okay. He squirmed beneath you but at this moment, you knew you were much stronger than him.

“Shhh! Shhh! It’s okay, you're going to be fine. Just bare with me for few more seconds okay?” You asked and he nodded his head and laid against your left chest. You combed his hair with your finger, trying to sooth him with your warmth.

“LOOK OUT!” Hogun shouted before launching an icicle right above your head. The ground started shaking violently below you. You looked up to see a large creature, slowly breaking out of the ice it was frozen in.

“C’MON! WE GOTTA GO!” Sif yelled at you but you weren't planning on getting up any time sooner. Loki looked up at you worriedly. You smiled down at him.

“It’s okay! I’m going to get us out of here. One last push.” You pressed down harder to decrease the time.

“C’mon, C’mon, C’mon,”

“ARGHH!” You regenerated his arm and pulled him up with you. You stopped for a split second to form a cloud of poison and threw it towards the beast but it didn't seem to kill it. You ran for your life and reached towards the end with all the others. You were now surrounded by the giants, thats until a beam of light struck right in front of you and tossed the frost giants back. It was King Odin.

As soon as you landed in Asgard, you were sent to the healing chamber because of Fandral. You held your hand above his abdomen and once again, used your powers to heal him. To everyones surprise, it healed him within seconds unlike Loki.

“Where is Loki?” As soon as you asked, you saw Loki walk into the chamber. He looked upset for some reason.

“Thor is gone.” You all stared at him blankly.

“What?” Fandral tried to get up but failed to when you held him down by the shoulder.

“H-He’s gone. Father has sent him into one of the nine realms.” Sif walked towards him but stopped.

“You told him, didn’t you?” Sif gave an evil grin towards Loki, which made him look down.

“I did. But if I did not, none of us would have made it out alive! If it wasn’t for Lady Y/n, Fandral and I would not be alive right now! Be happy I did such a thing!” He retorted. Everyone other than you were giving death stares towards Loki.

“Traitor.”  Sif walked out with Hogun, Volstagg and Fandral, leaving you behind.

“Guys! What’s done is done, you can’t change the past.” You yelled at them.

“But we can change who we trust and follow.” Hogun said before leaving the chamber. You sat down in disbelief. Your childhood best friend is now somewhere far away from you and all of you are splitting up in the worst ways. Loki walked you to your room and stayed at the door for a while. You didn’t bother to close the door because you were too upset. You fell onto the bed and started sobbing loudly, causing Loki to come in and stand by your bed.

“Lady Y/n?” Loki whispered in your direction.

“Leave. Please.” You didn’t want to seem too harsh towards the man since he’s already hurt.

“I’m sorry.” Is all you heard before you fell into a deep sleep.

Imagine disobeying Steve’s orders!

(You’re sitting on the bed, wiping your face with a towel)

Steve: You’re not a hero Y/n. You’re just a civilian who found their way into S.H.I.E.L.D.

Y/n: What the hell is that suppose to mean? Just cause I messed up one mission doesn’t mean the world is ending, Steve. You can’t just do that!

(You stood up in anger, as he watched you. Noticing your chest heaving up and down.)

Steve: I’m the Captain, not you. So take my orders, or get out.

(He threatened with clenched jaws)

Y/n: I’ll take my chances, Rogers. I don’t follow rules, I break them. And if you don’t like that, maybe you should retire because that’s how I'm going to be.

(You threw the towel on the bed and walked by him, slightly stomping your feet)

Steve: We’ll see about that.