ITS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR- GUYS PLS YOURE GONNA MAKE MY OLD ASS PHONE EXPLODE 😭😭😭😭
I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:
Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.
The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”
And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like
“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰
So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”
and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”
And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:
“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”
I make my own cookies- since I can bake I just
I want da cookie
I’ll make da cookie
Cookie made
Cookie nom
Facing the Struggle as a Queer Transgender Refugees. We Need Your Help. 🌈
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I'm AshleymilesPhil, a transgender queer refugee, and today I’m sorry this might feel random, and I didn’t mean to come to you like this but I'm reaching out with an urgent plea. Life in the refugee camp is incredibly harsh for our LGBTIQ community. We’re facing extreme shortages of food, clean water, medicine, and safe shelter. Each day is a fight for survival, and without basic necessities, it’s getting harder to hold on.
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I don’t have money I can donate, but I will answer this to spread the message so hopefully someone who can donate will see this. Being queer is already hard in America, I can’t begin to imagine how hard it must be for you. Stay strong, you’ve made it this far, so keep on fighting! (╹◡╹)♡
Ok, I’m immortal. I’ve fallen off so many cliffs that my adrenaline doesn’t even kick in anymore, I’ve accidentally ingested 5X the lethal dose of caffeine, I’ve accidentally drank bleach and wasn’t even nauseous (I said ‘2/10, wouldn’t try again’), Ive lost so much blood that I should’ve been at the ER but was just fine and cleaned it up, I’ve been hit by a semi truck (only like 25MPH tho, I still got knocked pretty far) and got up and was just really dizzy, etc.
I thought it was luck, but the lethal doses scratched that out. I thought it was plot armor, that was obviously out the window pretty quick. I thought it was one of the Eldritch deities I have the favor of (don’t ask, I’m not really sure how it happened either.) they didn’t do it. I was so confused… until I remembered
I always say ‘I LIVE OUT OF PURE SPITE FOR REALITY’
I CAN LITERALLY INFLUENCE REALITY IF I PUT IN ENOUGH EFFORT BUT I DIDNT REALIZE I COULD JUST FORCE SOME RULES OF REALITY TO NOT APPLY TO ME
IVE BEEN LITERALLY IMMORTAL OUT OF SPITE SINCE I WAS NINE- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????
That casual moment of realizing you’re an otherkin and the kintypes have weird overlaps and/or conflicting feelings.
Enderman kin - supposed to hate water
Seafolk kin - I love water
Dragon kin - I want to be in the sky not water
It kills me-
This realization of my kintypes explains a lot:
Endfolk kin:
Hate eye contact, love purple and darkness, I’m tall and lanky already but feel like I need to be TALLER 👹
I like picking things up like an Endfolk too :}
Seafolk kin:
I specifically feel like a leviathan sea folk, I’m a 50 foot long, glowing scales, head fins, large clawed, lots of frills and fins, CHARCOAL SKINNED BEAST, yet a gentle giant!!!
With dragon kin, I kinda already knew (I have a dragon sona)
Green scales, 3 pairs of horns, dark green & purple webbing for my wings, larger than most dragons, tall and imposing yet also lean and long.
I want to fly, I want to swim, I want to blip through the fabric of reality and leave purple sparkles in my wake.
And all this is also paired with already being a magical and supernatural and mundane entity that’s SOMEHOW BECOME AN ELDRITCH DEITY AND I ACCIDENTALLY IMMORTALIZED MYSELF WITH SHEER SPITE WHEN I WAS 9
*Insert Sad Eldritch blob here*
Gndzgbdfhvdf (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
Endfolk: ✨💜🖤👁️🗨️🪻🌑☮️🔮🪬👾🐦⬛🐈⬛🍬🪁🎆🧬
Dragon: 🌿🐉🦎🎆🌌🦚🏔️💎🔐🔆💚💜📜
Leviathan Seafolk: 🌑🌊🦈🖤🔊📜🩻🔮🎆🌪️🪷🪸🦚🪼🐋🦭
Eldritch Deity: 💜🌌✖️👁️🗨️🕸️🥀🌒🌋🎆🪬🔮🧬🔐🔗📖
I have a tiny dwarf tuxedo cat that hates every other pet she has ever encountered, so when I got my leopard gecko about 2 years ago I was worried she would be angry.
She just chilled outside the gecko’s terrarium, just kinda Watching. The gecko hated every other animal except my cat… then it hit me:
THEYRE THE ONLY TWO WITH BRIGHT GREEN EYES- it’s eye color racism??????
PREACH!!
As an AFAB (still identify on the feminine part of the gender spectrum) person who got SA’d on multiple different occasions (5, 7, and 11 years old for the cases where I or the perpetrator weren’t fully clothed, there were other occasions though, but they didn’t really affect me as much) And tend to fear falling in love with people, even if I trust them: Being pregnant is scary in any case, whether you want to keep the pregnancy or not, it’s terrifying.
To any ‘pro lifers’ (more so pro-birth) or people who are confused or uneducated about pregnancy and birth:
•Pregnancy puts the person’s life at risk, and permanently affects the body even after the baby is born.
•non viable pregnancies can be mentally and physically devastating for people involved, and should be aborted for the pregnant person’s safety.
•Non viable pregnancies include: if a newborn is guaranteed to die after birth, stillborns, fetuses with severe defects, the pregnant person definitely not going to survive giving birth (such as children that are pregnant, people with severe health issues, some intersex and trans people, etc), and more
•if abortion was only allowed if the pregnancy was caused by SA/R@pe, many people who were SA’d/R@ped wouldn’t be able to get abortions anyway, because most SA/R@pe cases don’t get reported, aren’t brought to court, are deemed false by court, etc.
•There is a difference between life and personhood. Plants are alive, but don’t have personhood. A human corpse isn’t alive, but has personhood. A fetus is technically alive, but isn’t a person.
•if you think abortion is murder because a fetus has life, then farming is murder, picking mushrooms or roots is murder, taking antibiotics and getting vaccinated would be murder because bacteria and viruses are alive.
•Abortion is healthcare. An established life of a person is more important than a fetus with no personhood or consciousness.
Have some memes for your travels:
the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.
You ever look at your genetics and go “how the ever living FUCK did this happen” because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clan… ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? I’m double Celtic royalty-
I’m so stupidly tall, and then I’m also pretty sure I’m developing gigantism… I’m 5’11” STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I don’t wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-
The only reason I look like I’m not starving is that extra mass isn’t body fat, no no no, that’s pure MUSCLE-
Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they don’t have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???
My molars are sharp…molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. I’ve tried looking it up and didn’t get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??
I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like “did- did I just eat your blood-??” And she was like “yeah- I think so-“ and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.
My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that it’s my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at people’s faces when they FINALLY find me- 😭
First post here-
HOW AM I STUPIDLY SKINNY WITH THE MINIMUM BODY FAT TO BE HEALTHY.
BUT IM ALSO BROAD- THAT SHOULDNT WORK (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
YIPPEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE-
*slips, faceplants*
…
*gets back up and continues like nothing happened*
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
Eepy kibby (๑>◡<๑)
Atmospheric zen video of my cat trying not to fall asleep sitting up next to a window while it rains. Keeping this one to relax me on stressful days
Shapeshifting Eldritch DeityWriting blog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkentheenigmaPokéblog: https://www.tumblr.com/harkenpokeblog
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