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Shoutout to that one time I got half lost on the beach and things were half cryptic half aesthetically pleasing

The path to civilization is kinda creepy guys

HELP I JUST GOT CALLED OUT BY A FUCKING ROCK

My sister is really into like the connection and spiritual side of rocks and crystals and there was this one that looked really cool so she went “here have it happy holidays” and I was like aw ye thanks

And then she explains “ya it’s sodalite, that necklace you wear a lot is sodalite too”

So I was thinking Huh Neat

And then she goes “yea it helps with wisdom according to books, but it’s connected to the throat chakra which means it helps with communication. So the fact you’re drawn to it probably means you need help with communication”

Like godsDAMNIT ITS TRUE BUT SHIT I WAS NOT READY TO BE CALLED TF OUT LIKE THAT

Reblogging for the pun lol

Gods mood dude

Why have I had my girlfriend’s laugh stuck in my head all day help I keep thinking about the way her eyes light up and the light hits them and they literally shine the most amazing shade of blue- but like not just blue but a bit of green and I swear if I look close enough (which I do bc I’m so gay when it comes to her I can’t) I can see a hint or two of yellow and it’s mesmerizing and help me I’m in love

Holy shit my mom, who genuinely doesn’t think she’s neurodivergent, has done this for fuckin years anytime she needs to clean the house

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY FATHER IS LIKE A FRICKING GREMLIN!!! okay so i hate bananas. like burning hatred for bananas. and this morning, my dad was driving me to the bus stop cause its *cold* and was eating a banana. AND THEN PROCEEDED TO STICK THE BANANA IN MY FACE, RIGHT AT MY NOSE, AND SAY "you want some?" LIKE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT?!? i love my father but oh my gods he acts like a teenage boy

Guys this is my favorite playlist of mine and i feel the desperate need to share it because hfjdhdjdhdjjfsoduhejd!! this has like a good amount of my music taste on it sooo be ready to see the chaos that I listen to all day

Apple Music - Web Player

mmmmm serotonin by Gia on Apple Music

Playlist · 300 Songs

Lee Speak -

- Mean = “You’re embarrassing me and making me blush.”

- Rude = “Keep bullying me please.”

- Whines = “Give me attention right now!”

- Pouts = “I said attention NOW!”

- Stop = “Keep tickling me.”

- Not there = “Wreck that spot till I can’t think clearly.”

- Please = “Don’t stop tickling.”

- Giggles = “I’m cute. Tickle me.”

- Name-calling = “OMG tickle me, you have no idea how bad this lee mood is.”

- Make me = “Pin me down and make me regret my actions.”

- What are you gonna do about it = “Tickle me till I cry.”

- Safeword = “Really time to stop tickling.”