The Path To Civilization Is Kinda Creepy Guys

I WAS NOT READY HELP

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Merlin is what people want Wanda to be but gay and twink flavored lol

Merlin, who is so powerful he doesn’t need spells because his magic is instinctual

Merlin, who’s slowly been learning spells from Guius’ book but he finds them difficult and unnecessarily complicated (so he ignores it)

Merlin, who mostly just says what he wants to do and the magic within him lets it happen

Merlin, who ends up writing his own spells in the moment because he’s channeling the magic of the earth in his hands

Merlin, who is the most powerful sorcerer in the world, son of the sky and the sea, the last dragon lord, and a mamas boy

“how did you do that? what spell did you use!”

“idk man, i just wanted the mountain to move so it did”

Reblogging for the pun lol

Ok why was i just thinking huh wait apd sounds kinda accurate i wonder what other factors are ONLY TO HAVE ALL OF THAT YELLOW LEFT LOWER BOX BE TRUE AND CALL ME OUT

What is Auditory Processing?

Mrs Speechie P

Ooooo i should do this

"what, does it tickle?"

"stahp saying that-"

"why, can't you still say tickle?"

"sHhhfUCK-"

im fine i promise TwT

Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3

My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle

I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.

percy who refuses to let his anger into his home. percy who refuses to hug or kiss annabeth when he's angry because he doesn't want his interactions with her to be poisoned by his rage. percy who sits outside or goes for a drive or a walk until he calms down before reentering his home because he refuses to be the angry man that haunts a home, he refuses to become like gabe. if annabeth catches him off guard when he's angry, he tries to keep a distance as he trembles with rage that he tries so hard to quell because he doesn't want to scare her (again) or somehow hurt her. annabeth who reaches out to help him and assure him that it's fine. percy's hands that shake with anger and fear all tied in one, his touch feather light and barely there because he's afraid if he gives himself an inch with her, his wrath will explode from within him and he'll become the monster of his nightmares, the monster of his mother's nightmares.

Gods mood dude

I wish this is how it went akaksjdjfhdjsodkoqoapasjsoakaisjidjwksks

Adapted from this text post by @the-delta-42

The person isnt me buT WHY DID I ONLY SEE THIS NOW I COULDVE DONE THE FLUSTERING BUT NOW I MISSED THE CHANCE

Ya'll just ignore me

currently in an extreme lee mood. for a specific person. said specific person is normally lee. im not gonna say anything to them. they dont follow me so everything is fine. lets just ignore me. im gonna suffer in peace.