Bakugou: What The Fuck Are You Doing?

everyone shut UP!!!!

frog boots.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

DAVE, on tv: hi there earth c im dave strider and im on your tv

DAVE: did you know its illegal to say "i want to kill the president of earth c”?

DAVE: its illegal, a federal offense, its one of the only sentences youre not allowed to say

DAVE: now it was okay for me to say it because i was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that kind of like a public service announcement

DAVE: whats interesting is its very illegal to say

DAVE: "i really, really think someone out there should kill the president of earth c"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: thats illegal! extremely illegal! very very illegal

DAVE: but its not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher"

DAVE: because thats its own sentence, an incomplete sentence sure but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that so thats perfectly fine, perfectly legal

DAVE: i also found out that its incredibly illegal

DAVE: like extremely illegal

DAVE: to go on tv and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the rockefeller-hewitt building because of minimal security and youd have a clear line of sight to the presidents bed room"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: insanely illegal! ridiculously recklessly insanely illegal!

DAVE: yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram

DAVE: INSANELY ILLEGAL!! ridiculously horribly felonious

DAVE: because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up, extremely against the law

DAVE: however one thing that is technically legal to say is "we have a group that meets fridays at midnight in karkats basement and the password is 'where making this hapen'"

Not me literally reblogging international Lesbian day stuff like 5 minutes before the day ends because I didn't know about it.

whoops, NSR doodle dump and screenshot redraws; I might end up drawing more Neon J and DJSS if I’m not careful

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys