DAVE, On Tv: Hi There Earth C Im Dave Strider And Im On Your Tv

DAVE, on tv: hi there earth c im dave strider and im on your tv

DAVE: did you know its illegal to say "i want to kill the president of earth c”?

DAVE: its illegal, a federal offense, its one of the only sentences youre not allowed to say

DAVE: now it was okay for me to say it because i was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that kind of like a public service announcement

DAVE: whats interesting is its very illegal to say

DAVE: "i really, really think someone out there should kill the president of earth c"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: thats illegal! extremely illegal! very very illegal

DAVE: but its not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher"

DAVE: because thats its own sentence, an incomplete sentence sure but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that so thats perfectly fine, perfectly legal

DAVE: i also found out that its incredibly illegal

DAVE: like extremely illegal

DAVE: to go on tv and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the rockefeller-hewitt building because of minimal security and youd have a clear line of sight to the presidents bed room"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: insanely illegal! ridiculously recklessly insanely illegal!

DAVE: yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram

DAVE: INSANELY ILLEGAL!! ridiculously horribly felonious

DAVE: because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up, extremely against the law

DAVE: however one thing that is technically legal to say is "we have a group that meets fridays at midnight in karkats basement and the password is 'where making this hapen'"