Saber Time

Senior Advice P1.

Band boys are always horny, brass especially

I’m really regretting leaving my flag bag in the band hall, I want to practice and do tricks. I mean the weather is kinda shitty but whatever. Wish me luck on not breaking anything. I’ve decided to link the Insta with the Tumblr and make my life a little easier making content for both, so if you want to go follow the insta you’re more than welcome.

I blame you

Me: Can I barrow your glove?

Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly

(puts on glove)

Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!

Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?

Just guard things

Having to sneeze under a cross-toss

Don’t forget the GODFORBBIDEN GLITTER

blood, sweat and tears is a term made directly for color guard

I found that out when I was crying due to sweat getting into my bleeding sabre gash.

Just Guard Things

No matter how short your nails are, one will always be broken

When you finally get that good run

But all of your other runs have been shit