The Panthers Used To Ride Around And Follow The Police.

femzai nation rise up 🩹

going to a party that is my personal hell tonight

having fav writers and philosophers as a woman is like having your pet misogynists

Ineffable mess with pencils.

‪Let them kiss 😌🙏🏻

Arthur: what are you doing?

Gwen: *watching a couple* matchmaking

Arthur: what's that?

Gwen: I'm like a hitman. Only that my objective is to get people together and not shoot them.

Arthur: ... Is that a thing? You can do that?

Gwen: sweety, I can do anything, I'm Gwen

Arthur: can you matchmake me and Merlin?

Gwen: consider it done

After they got together:

Merlin: I hear you're a hitman

Gwen: how can I help, dear?

Merlin: I need a hitman. I have my eye on someone who needs to motherfucking DIE

Arthur: she's not that kind of -

Gwen: *already taking out her guns* give me a name

omg i didn’t get to boop anyone last time :D

I think something that is so intrinsic to the queer experience is staying up all night, reading or watching a gay love story on your phone, holding back sobs. Knowing that you could have this one day, that you could be this happy one day. But for now, you have the same four scraps of hope. And while they can be badly written, or unrealistic, and sometimes not even meant for queer eyes; they are yours. And for the night you can hold this hope in your hands and pretend that you are entitled to your own love story, outside of the screen. And you don’t have to be so afraid until the morning comes.

i love john's anxiety disorder. yes silly man FREAK THE FUCK OUT all the time you've earned it

no you know what fuck him good omens belongs to terry pratchett and it belongs to us and we are not letting that piece of shit taint and ruin something so many of us love and hold dear