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merthur au where king arthur is tired that the women are crazy over him and the royal court is nagging him to marry so he turns to merlin instead:

Arthur: i need you to be my husband

Merlin (dropping plates on the floor): WHAT?

Arthur (who thinks this is brilliant idea): it’s simple logic merlin if you marry me, the court will back off and the women will be scandalized!

Merlin: arthur im a guy

Arthur: merlin what part of women will be scandalized did you not understand, plus merlin, have you actually heard of ‘homosexual royalties’ before?

Merlin: i don’t think so…?

merlin ended up being arthur’s husband for an indefinite amount of time

the boops are going to make my phone crash but i do NOT care

femzai nation rise up 🩹

KAVEH: *bent over his desk, drunk, crying on the fifth draft of his design, still in debts*

ALHAITHAM: Him. My perfect reflection, my mirror. The only person I want by my side forever. My only one.

I want to hone my talent for drawing little medieval marginalia angel freaks

pov youre chongyun and xingqiu takes you to wanmin restaurant

Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

just some nonbinary bitches being lesbians 🙏

no one told me neil gaiman wrote for doctor who

i got gaiman jumpscared