No One Told Me Neil Gaiman Wrote For Doctor Who

god my next “milestone birthday” would be 30, wouldn’t it….

do you do anything from 22-29??? anyways at least i can drink legally

My brain cannot stop turning around the idea of Niko watching Buzzfeed Unsolved in her room, reaching a hauntingly familiar story, and freaking out because why is Edwin on Buzzfeed Unsolved

She thinks he'll hate it, but he's kind of chuffed instead. At least those Buzzfeed guys remember him. He asks to watch the episode, and they spend the entire time laughing at the weirdass theories of what happened to him.

(Niko teases him for weeks about the alien abduction theory, of course. As any BFF should.)

Modern AU concept:

*grindr notifcation goes off*

Merlin: Arthur ... Why are you on grindr?

Arthur: Well, you said that I would return when Albion's need is greatest. But I can't do it on my own, so I thought I'll go and recruit some knights. And in the app description it says that you can find men on this app.

Merlin: ...

Merlin: okay then, carry on.

Bonus 1:

Arthur: MERLIN!!!!

Merlin: yes, Arthur?

Arthur: why do all these men want to bed me?!?!?!

Merlin: because it's a dating app. I told you about those

Arthur: oh... Wait, then why did you recognise the notification sound?

Merlin: ...

Arthur: Are you bedding men?

Merlin: I do have a life outside of you.

Arthur: *hurrying to open his phone*

*grindr sound goes off again on Merlin's phone this time.

Merlin: did you just match me?

Arthur: you can't have a life outside of me. I am everywhere.

Bonus 2: *weeks later*

Grindr sound goes off again.

Arthur: holy shit, I think I found Gwaine!!!

"Autistic people aren't worried about other people's feelings" well that's big fucking news to me considering how I'm anxious 24/7 about accidentally annoying everyone I ever meet

This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

updatw: reading sherlock holmes for the first time… they are gay always have been

im watching sherlock for the first time and they are just gay?? idc john has a wife or whatever they are gay. its a fact. at least i strongly believe sherlock believes they are in a relationship no matter how much john denies that he is gay. anyways…

i love when i sit w my cat and she reached her little toes to touch me bc both of us cant cuddle for too long without getting upset dngjdj

i gave her autism via osmosis

so excited i put the same pic 2x lmao

THE EXCITEMENT I FELT LAST NIGHT I WAS SHAKING THE TOMES I TELL YOU THE TOMES

the amount of times I paused and screamed at Netflix during that fucking show is massive. I want to both slap the shit out of them and kiss each one on the mouth