Agharhragh Advorobele Ovbervralls--

me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

📢 ATTENTION 📢

There needs to be more Dadbastian content.

That is all.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY AND IT’S A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE (kinda)

Sebastian’s Day Off

Sebastian, teaching ciel how to drive a car: you use the brakes to slow down or stop, you press the gas pedal to move

Ciel: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Alois: the car takes a screenshot

Sebastian: for the last time, get the f*CK out.

Me watching Netflix for hours, in the dark:

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:

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“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

I DON’T KNOW WHY IT WAS SO HARD TO FIND, BUT I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST AND INSTANTLY WAS LIKE “YESSSSS”

really wanna see trash man and ciel go at it wwe style

(pillow so the bby won’t get hurt)

no one:

alois in every scene hes in: