NOT DADBASTIAN BUT!!!!! YOUR PFP IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT

Ciel: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k. Sebastian: No, you need soap in your mouth. Ciel: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!

Oh my Sebastian, it’s beautiful! These two are honestly the best!

(cries in futari no harmony)

Do better. :c

twisted wonderland as cakes

(sender is on the left and recipient is on the right if that wasn't clear)

Sebastian with those high-heel boots: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way..

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Just the way he casually absorbs the extra eye-- 🤣

Ciel : oh... Sebastian... I think you left some... hm... right there.

Sebastian : ? Oh I apologize ! *resorbs extra eye*

I love Ciel’s response LOL

“fuck you but sure”

Like, that’s aggressive affection and I love that.

every AU i’ve ever imagined is literally just this:

sebastian, signing adoption papers: you have given consent by breathing in my general direction. i’m your new mom and dad now.

ciel: fuck you but sure

sebastian: i shall carry you 24/7.

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Bard: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Sebastian: bard nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Bard:  FLOOR IT?

Sebastian: BARD NO

Bard: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Sebastian: BARD YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Bard: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Sebastian: BARD P L E A S E

would.. he be allergic to himself?

Since he’s a cat?

No?

Yes?

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BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:

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