Bard: So I Can Either Bake These Cookies At 400 Degrees For 10 Minutes Or 4,000 Degrees For 1 Minute.

Bardroy: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

*Bardroy punches the wall very hardly, but somehow doesn’t break it, but definitely hurts his hand*

Bardroy:

Bardroy: Take me to the hospital--

Soooo, I have this thingggg..

This dadbastian and cielson overload thinggggg..

This thing that I have to cry my eyes out to find fanart for because I keep finding s*baciel.. *gag*

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

Same energy

Sebastian with those high-heel boots: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way..

Wally: *small inhale* F-Fu..f..fu..

Wally: f..fu..

Wally, tearing up: I C-CAN’T D-DO ITTTTTTT

Let Wally say fuck.

Damn Jade, you kind of scary bud--

Some people were saying that the only solution to this comic, is that Azul simply has to make Jade just as messy as Floyd-

Yeah nope not happening

But also

Floyd gets a free pass lmao

I love this AU. 😂

AU where Sebastian tells Claude to meet him in a secret spot to discuss contract/demon stuff, scheme and all. Claude shows up in his black trench coat and big hat to blend in, expecting a bar or something and realize the spot is actually a little Cat Café where Sebastian is waiting, sitting all serious with the same undercover clothes.

Vincent, you better watch out, your wife is angry and has a metal chair..

(In other words, don’t hide the easter eggs too hidden where your sons can’t find them or face the wrath of Racheal Phantomhive.)

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