It’s Kalim And Yuu! :D

DANG

YOU ARE WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS ANIMATING THING WHEN I ANIMATE IT ALL LOOKS LIKE SMEAR-FRAMES XD

Also, the poor boys. :’( I feel bad for both of them. They deserve hugs, a lot of hugs.

Another animation, based on the final episode!

I just snort-laughed so damn violently--

*air horn sound*

*air horn sound*

Ciel: Soma, that is not deodorant.

“Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier “

“Ah shit”

^^^^^

THIS

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

Gaylebastian part 7

Sebastian: All right, Ciel, everything’s looking good for the luncheon today. I have some real heavy hitter’s for my bull pen. I’m talking grapes the size of B-cups, a ham roast that could feed a lion pride for a calendar month. I’ve got a calzone that’s so big, it registered as a passenger in my car and the unbuckled seatbelt alarm kept going off, so I had to buckle it in and then live with the shame of looking like a calzone chauffeur

Sebastian: The one thing that isn’t complete is my pièce de résistance, the dessert: my golden-brown crusted, piping-hot, jacked-up apple pie. The only way I can achieve the crunchiest, crispiest crust is if I cook it ten minutes before company arrives. So I’m leaving it till the last minute

Ciel: Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier

Sebastian: Ah shit

Sebastian: Look, it doesn’t matter. We can’t cook this baby until ten minutes before company arrives, because I’m serving this thing PIPIN’ HOT

Ciel: Don’t you think that’s cutting it a little close?

Sebastian: I’m an adrenaline junkie, son, I need the rush, but I’ll admit these are stressful times

— the next day on the ride to school —

Ciel: So are we just not gonna talk about your luncheon—

Sebastian: My luncheon was terrific.

Ciel: You can’t be serious

Sebastian: I think my luncheon was lovely, son.

Ciel: I heard you describing it to Agni as “elegant and fun”—

Sebastian: Elegant and fun, that’s correct, which it was. Wouldn’t you say it was elegant and fun?

Ciel: Which part, when you screamed “I’m simply one hell of a host” while juggling all of our knives, or when you let forty-six of your cats swarm the dining room?

Sebastian: 

Sebastian: Both

Ciel: Also, remind me, why is the Bose player in the back seat?

Sebastian: … I need to get it repaired at media services after I drop you off

Ciel: Mhm. And how did it break?

Sebastian: The volume… somehow got… maxed out or something. I don’t really know

Ciel: Uh-huh. Might that have been from you blaring Andrea Bocelli at the maximum volume for upwards of seven minutes?

Sebastian: Oh look, it’s your school. Have a smart day, son

Ciel: Yeah, bye

Sebastian: “FOR F**K’S SAKE, FINNIAN, THE FLOWERS ARE DROWNING BECAUSE YOU ARE WATERING THEM SO MUCH, THEY DON’T NEED ANYMORE F**KING WATER”

Ciel: *just standing there*

Sebastian: *gasps* I’m so sorry, do not repeat any of those bad, distasteful words I said, my lord.

Finnian: *frozen in shock*

I kinda, just wanna hear Sebastian scream and just lose his shit??? Like actually lose his shit. I think it would be a pleasent sight.

Ciel: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k. Sebastian: No, you need soap in your mouth. Ciel: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

THE MATRIX ONE GOT ME

I LOVE THAT ONE

PLEASE 

SOMEONE MAKE A FANFIC

MATRIX X BLACK BUTLER

Just In Case Anyone Was Having A Good Day

...I've just made it better 😊

*cutely blocks anyone shipping sebaciel* <333

Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan.  Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.

Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.

Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.

When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.

With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.

It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.

And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.

How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?

Ciel: Sebastian!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord?

Ciel: I want a puppy.

Sebastian: You have Pluto.

Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.

Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?

Ciel: No, he’s a human.

Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.